This is the cosmic commander! And I have been sent here by another lifeform that no human eye has ever seen! And they have told me rock n' roll and wrestling secrets that no human ear has ever heard! These boys are the baddest, motherf*****, redneck actin', shot gun totin, and possible sons of b****** that I have ever seen! It is you extreme honor at this time to have the hand of rock smash your face! And the foot of roll kick your sorry asses! Straight out of the heart of Dixie! The undisputed kings of destructo rock! I give to you antiseen!
Are your kids at a good fighting age? If they are I recommend teaching them how to handle a gun or club if you haven't already. Your kids must learn how to defend themselves.
Watching and reading horror, hanging out at horror.com
Favorite Horror Movie
Halloween, Evil Dead, An American Werewolf in London
Signature
I command by the power of Christ and the Gospel for this evil spirit that is inside this man or woman to come forward now and to face the judgment of God.