Dead Bad Things

Yeah. When you step on them really hard the send a big puff of purplish black gas in the air, or fumes, or whatever that shit is.
That new pic for your avatar right now looks familiar. Have you used that one before?

Saw this huge devils snuff box in a field outside of our house yesterday. Heard that if you breathe the fumes that puff out those things can cause little spore to grow on you brain.

We have a bunch of mushrooms in our yard that look like dog shit.

People say you should never rush through life, but damn it when am I going to be twenty!?
Wolf around the neighborhood huh. Any mysterious murders occurring since?
I LOVE MUSHROOMS!!! They help to prevent illnesses.

Watched Flash Gordon the movie the other day. Has a lot of hot mama's in it.
lol.

Or as they say in spanish MAMA SITA!

I understand about the poison. Lots of honeybees die from the poisons people put in their gardens. Seven dust is the worst, that stuff can wipe out a whole hive in two days.

Putting a banana on a stick and putting it in your garden will attract birds too.
.... Holy shit! This bigass fly just now landed on my knee.
Freeze trespasser.... I sentence you death!!!
(crushes giant fly).

Yeah I heard that they don't like garlic. Yet they like wild onions.

Well I dont what to do about the grass hoppers but I know some tricks for the deer. Dont worry its perfectly harmless to the deer. You could put chicken wire on the ground around your garden at night, for some reason the deer dont like to walk on it. Trick number two is works sometimes, set up some stakes around your garden and maybe some in your garden, then run a strong string like nylon around the stakes. It doesn't have to be just a circle make it like an impossible maze for the deer. And third is a powerful potion....
Better private message you about that.

Hey man.
Hows the garden?