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don't do apartments me and my sister (who gave me the day off cause i worked for her when she got stung by a wasp last week) clean medical buildings no bizarre stuff though we do get some cool stuff out of the trash sometimes

It would suck!
So you are a cleaning lady. Have you encountered bizarre stuff in apartments that you clean?

yeah that would not feel good

Hopefully some day I'll have a son, I am going to keep my on him every second of the day. I don't need to find a fork sticking in my foot 8 years from now.

she was two i was the baby but we get along just fine now

It's amazing what babies will do when they get mad.

my sister tried to stab me with a steak knife through the play pen or so i've been told haha

I was a born escape artist. I would get really pissed off when they would put me in my crib. I discovered if I jumped up and down I could gather enough force to jump out of the crib. KLUNK!

all babies are weird

Okay. :)
When I was a baby and when I would start crying my mom and dad would play bolt thrower to calm me down. I was a weird baby.