Violent MessiahUndead |
Last Activity: 06-29-2008 01:19 PM
About Me
- About Violent Messiah
- Biography
- I am great...! And yet, I am humble.
- Location
- On the mean streets in the darkside of the wrong part of town.
- Interests
- Movies, reading, traveling, video games, music, DJing and a growing interest in soccer...I know, I can't believe the last one, either!
- Occupation
- Writer & (Don't laugh!) Professional video gamer...
- Favorite Horror Movie
- This may be unpopular, but I got to say Army Of Darkness. Sorry, but Ash is like, my hero.
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Signature
- The Top 4 Rules To Follow In Order To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse!!!
Rule 1: You don't have to be the fastest person when running from zombies, just faster then someone else.
Rule 2: If possible, keep a fat person with you at all times. Zombies prefer more meat.
Rule 3: Everyone else is expendable...unless they're the ones carrying the supplies.
Rule 4: When in doubt, shoot everyone. Chances are they were bound to be infected, anyway.
- The Top 4 Rules To Follow In Order To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse!!!