no more cake. Only pie. We will now have birthday pies.

teach a 8 yr old how to fly a kite Vs teach a 10 yr old how to bake a pie?

Fly a kite. I like outside.

Wear two right shoes for a month or wear glasses with the wrong prescription? If you don't wear glasses then this could be any prescription.

Two right shoes. I can just switch my feet around.


On live TV, with President Trump standing in front of you, you must tell him "We ask you to be the President of all the people" and you must stress the word "all" is some way, and then listen to his response.

- Vs -
On live TV, with Hillary Clinton standing in front of you, you must first hand her a big 1'x3' envelope with big block letters "Clinton Foundation", and after she takes it you then must give her the next 1'x3' envelope with the big block letters "Political Request", and then listen to her response.

- Vs -
On live TV tell Big Bird that Mr. Hooper has pasted away...

Trump

Coffee or Coke

What if Trump said, "What the hell you talking about?!"

(I'm supposed to troll people. We'll just roll with it.)

I'll roll with it. All five of me.::smile::::smile::::smile::::smile::::smile::

Not biting? ok...

Coffee or Coke? That's a tough one. I usually only drink a Coke with pizza, otherwise water. And I decided to cut back on coffee, to what extent I haven't committed to. So I'll say... Coffee -- at least it isn't high fructose corn syrup.


No phone or internet for 6 months, or no contact with any family member for 6 months?

That's my husband.

Ha ha ha!
........
Wait what?

No phone or Internet. Can hardly go two days without seeing my grandkids.

Popcorn or potato chips