Jason X
 

Wow. I kind of feel like crying. This was disgustingly embarrassing and the shittiest horror movie I've seen in awhile. If not ever. I was EVEN ok with it until Jason regenerated into "Terminator Jason". I couldn't believe it. And then, on top of that, it had probably the worst acting I've ever seen. Anyone else feel great remorse after watching this?

i bought it....

its hard to find worse ways to waste money like that.

Haha wow. I'm terribly sorry for your loss. Maybe if you run out of toilet paper...

great idea ! slice my ass apart with a dvd !

maybe if it was a decent movie it wouldnt hurt as much.

Jason X sucked very badly and i have to agree the acting was terrible this is by far the worst jason movie ever

Yeah, toliet paper is about all this movie is good for.
I have a friend who has a lifesize (or close to it) stan-up of Terminator Jason (we call him Ober Jason).

What were they thinking, Jason in space:confused: :confused: :confused:

Haha yah no kidding. What a fucking waste. If the rumors are true about "Friday the 13th Part 12" I really don't understand how 1) Jason will get his ass out of orbit and onto an earth that actually doesn't even exist anymore and 2) how anyone will be able to take "Jason Skywalker" seriously. I mean, was this costume designed by Disney, or what? He kinda looks like the evil toy from Toy Story 2...pity, really. I was more scared of him.

WRONG Part 9 is the worst ever. Jason X was good in my book.

Ok, I hate dissing people for their opinions...but I have to know what could make you enjoy this movie?

the stupid hippy person getting his arm chopped off, face in the liquid nytrogen, and the robot with the horrible one liners and mangle jason, and the healing ants.

All of the above + A Jason my little sister wouldn't be afraid of + that stupid ugly manly "Lovebot" and a human desperate enough to make out with her + that STUPID new spacage Jason mask+ dumb one liners + a happy, unrealistic, and laughable ending = a God-awful movie.

can't forget about the fake nipples

Read the Jason X novel, it takes place right after Jason X on Earth 2. I can't remeber what the full title of the book is but I remeber it says Jason X and has a picture of Ober Jason on it. From the back of the book it sounds like the military on Earth 2 find Jason in a lake (big surprise) and they want to turn him into a weapon but the nanonites that made Jason Ober Jason become self-aware and try to control Jason...

Sure hope this isn't what the next Jason movies follows.:confused: :confused: :confused:

Me too...

The irony I found in Jason X was that Lisa Ryder (the android in Jason X) played Beka Valentine (a Human) in Andromeda, while Lexa Doig (a Human in Jason X) played the avatar Andromeda (an android) in Andromeda. Talk about roll reversal.

That aside the film was well worth watching to see Lisa Ryder as a red head in all the black PVC gear waving guns around.

Looks at ceiling and goes deep into thought

OOoooooooo there she is ;)

That chick was manly and ugly...I'll take the blonde who got her face shattered, though...

Admitedly she ain't gonna win any beauty contests, BUT.......Fuck man she was wearing a tight black PVC number and wavin' guns around.

TIGHT BLACK PVC NUMBER AND WAVIN' GUNS AROUND

Also she was a red head.......OOOOOOOooooooo.

Nuff said ;)

i really hate that cliche in movies ..
like the lady cop in RE2 .. i dont care if it was in the game ..
i just hate these lady terminator types .. they all dress the same, talk the same .. etc

besides - wasnt she a freaking robot ?

Yeah they do pander to a tipical male fantasy. Still sex does sell movies, and it doesn't hurt to have some eye candy to help the action, IMO.

Still think how often pleasure droids have been used in movies, Bladerunner, AI, even Reiss in Aliens 3 is heard to say "like you never fucked a machine" refering to droids.
The worst one of all.....the downfall of civilization in Futurama because a guy wanted to make out with his Monroe Bot.


DON'T DATE DROIDS.