[massacre man]

*MissMacabre is sitting inside of a small room in the cabin, sitting on a bed, the window is wide-open, she is talking on a cell phone*

MissMacabre: Can you please come and get me?... Alright... Fine... Thanks Anyway... Bye.

*MissMacabre hangs up and starts walking toward the door, she hears a noise, when she turns Tic is standing next to the window, his eyes a bright yellow and his teeth pointy*

Tic: Howdy.

*MissMacabre turns but Tic quickly dives forward and blocks the door, she tries making a run for the window, but Tic grabs her leg and trips her, while she is getting up Tic slides a dresser in front of the window, he tosses MissMacabre onto the bed*

MissMacabre: Let me go.

Tic: Now, to me, that sounds like a favor. Which i don't believe I owe you.

MissMacabre: Why not?

Tic: Oh, because you didn't give me anything I wanted.

MissMacabre: Like what?

Tic: Your body.

MissMacabre: No.

Tic: Then you can't leave.

MissMacabre: But I would have to lose my virginity to you, all you have to do is stand there while I open a door.

Tic: Why? I never got what I wanted, I didn't even want sex, I just wanted to feel you up, but then you whine about it and get that fat fuck to punch me.

MissMacabre: I didn't ask him to.

Tic: Bullshit! I bet you told him to, I bet you fucked him!

MissMacabre: EWWWW! Why would I do that?

*A beam of moonlight shines in, Tic takes a step back away from the bed*

Tic: That would have been... bad.

MissMacabre: What?

Tic: The light from the full moon, I would have been a wolf.

MissMacabre: How do you know that?

Tic: Instincts. Know what they're telling me now?

MissMacabre: What?

Tic: To FUCK!

*Tic leaps forward but is caught by the moonlight, he starts to transform, the wolf approaches MissMacabre when Massacre Man is smashed through the door once again*

Massacre Man: What the fuck is with you guys and doors?