[massacre man]

Massacre Man walks down the main road of the town looking at the small gas stations and convenience stores that litter it. He makes a right and enters a neighborhood, the houses he passes are all nice, two-story houses with in-ground swimming pools and large yards surrounded by trees, after a few moments he takes a left, the houses here are closer together, but they're still pretty nice, there is an abandoned house that looks exactly like the one from Massacre Man's dream, he stops and stares at it for a second then shakes his head and moves on, he makes a right onto a street with a sign reading "Grove Street", he stops at a blue one-story house, he walks up the stairs in front and turns the knob on the door, it's locked, Massacre Man sighs.

Massacre Man: Left the keys in the fucking van.

Massacre Man looks over and spots that one of the front windows is opened slightly, he grins and walks over to it, punches a hole in the screen and tears it out from the window, he slides the window open and pulls himself inside, he closes the window and reaches to the table left of him and turns on the lamp, he turns and looks at his living room, it isn't very well-kept there are issues of SPIN and Fangoria magazines with several old Tales From The Crypt comic books on top of them, the TV has a stack of horror and comedy DVDs on top, Massacre Man sits on his couch, something can be heard moving in another room, Massacre Man smiles when he hears the sound, a black lab walks out and jumps on the couch and lays down next to him, Massacre Man pats the dog on the head.

Massacre Man: Good girl.

Massacre Man leans over and picks up the remote for the TV and turns it on. The TV narrator's voice can be heard.

Narrator: And that's it for our Tales From The Crypt marathon! Up next is our Uwe Boll marathon!

Massacre Man: FUCK!

Massacre Man throws the remote at the wall and it breaks in half, the sound of glass breaking can be heard in the room the dog came from, Massacre Man quickly stands up and grabs his axe, he eases toward the room and looks inside.