Ha ha nice one, Newb
If you think my intention was to sound clever, then you are wrong, ElDildo,
my intention was market research.
I intend to make zombie porn.
OK I let the cat out of the bag.
But first I put the bag in the box with Schroedinger's cat and Pavlov's dog, and let them fight it out.
There is an equation that determines the results......
I looked for "Zombie Porn" the other night and found nothing .
Methinks there is a market .
SC1 : Int
MARY is having a shower . The doorbell rings .She gets out, puts on skilpy dressing gown. She goes to the front door.
MARY : Hello ?
ZOMBIE REPAIRMAN : Pussy !
MARY : Is that the TV repairman ?
She opens the door . Sees Zombie and slams door in his face .
MARY : I'm not letting you in ! You're a Zombie - you'll eat my brains !
ZOMBIE : No I won't ...
MARY : You don't eat brains ? What do you eat ?
ZOMBIE : PUSSY !!!!!
MARY : Oh .... come in . You want me to put relish on it ?
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