Instead of posting any one thing, I will just throw out a bunch of links like so many spawning salmon spraying eggs and fish sperm everywhere:
My profile on Cracked.com, where I specialize in terrifying people with science:
http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/
My website, with plenty of weird/scary:
http://zombiechops.com/
And I did some funny for a while:
http://funnycrave.com/author/david-dietle/