Fuck Me Running/10
Synopsis:
An old woman coughs up what she believes to be a tumor whilst watching the local trash evangelist on t.v., naturally she thinks it’s a miracle and tosses it in the garbage. But this couldn’t be further from the truth. That night, while her 30yr old teenage son, Cody, sleeps. The bloody lung cookie gains sentience ( also teeth ) and crawls it’s way into his mouth, slowly taking control of him and multiplying and needing to feed, ultimately driving him to go on the best homicidal rampage a $6.32 shot on shiteo budget can afford. Hallelujah!
Oh Jesus, lol
The funny thing is, I’m pretty sure I rented this from a Ma and Pa video store back in the late 80s, because this isn’t the kinda flick you’re likely to forget. From the cringe worthy dubbing, excessive same-ing, gratuitous and ultra low budget blood and effects, non existent character development, and pants-on-head plot, ( coupled with absofuckinglutely stellar performances, lemme tell ya ) The Abomination is one of the very best, brick camera lensed crapfests the bowels of the genre has to offer. Simultaneously worse than any Violent Shits, or Axe’Ems, or Wood Chipper Massacres (... Well, maybe not that one.), while managing to be infinitely more entertaining. This movie is absolute nonsense, and it’s fucking hilarious.
A guy having his head chainsawed off, then watching his neck spew creamed corn for five minutes, is one of two standout highlights featured in this grainy pile. The other being the aforementioned televangelist sitting down to take the loudest ADR’d dump in history ( think Harry from Dumb and Dumber caliber ), only to have his toilet morph into one of the titular creatures, which eats him alive mid shit.
Bottom Line: If you’re lookin’ for some Z grade crap, look no further. We’re talkin’ Manos with gore and puppets level stuff here. So worth it!