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Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
why do illiterate new members flock to the true crime section?
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Because on internet I can be the next great American novelist, yet to be discovered. Please! Somebody notice me!! I'm special and unique and full of great ideas!
Now that that's out of the way, last summer a truck driver had a heart attack while hauling a trailor full of cows. I'm talking over 20 cows. The truck and trailor flips over and spews cows all over Highway 41. Cows are incredibaly tuff, and few were injured, but all became either deathly afraid or super pissed off. Like a disorganized stampede, cows began running around and slamming into cars on the freeway. And they would not stop! Eventualy the majority of the cows had to be 'put down' by law enforcement. Noone was killed, and it wasn't really a crime, oh well. It still made for some awesome front page news.
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"The physical body is acknowledged as dust, the personal drama as delusion. It is as if the world we perceive through our senses, that whole gorgeous and terrible pageant, were the breath-thin surface of a bubble, and everything else, inside and outside, is pure radiance. Both suffering and joy come then like a brief reflection, and death like a pin" Stephen Mitchell
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