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Old 11-23-2017, 03:00 AM
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Batman vs Superman (Dawn of Justice)

I'm going to be merciful and spare you the two hours and thirty one minutes that were forever taken from me, so take notes and pay attention!

Bruce has a flashback about his parents. AGAIN.


Scar is Batman's butler.


Lex Luthor has terrible hair and forgets he's Superman's nemesis and not one of Batman's crazies.



Wonder Woman makes me gayer


Superman sacrifices himself in a stupid ass move while Batman is standing about being useless and perfectly able of NOT dying while wielding a kryptonite spear. But despite the long ass build up with TWO DIFFERENT FUNERALS (did they cut him in half so both parties had something to bury??), it was apparently only a flesh wound.



I was planning on going to see Justice League on Sunday, but my plans are rapidly changing.
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