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Old 03-04-2006, 02:26 PM
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A question about Uwe Boll.

What is so crappy about matrix shots and video game clips?
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Old 03-04-2006, 02:36 PM
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because he isn't making the matrix or a video game
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Old 03-04-2006, 03:29 PM
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he needs a kick in the dink
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Old 03-04-2006, 04:35 PM
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Re: A question about Uwe Boll.

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What is so crappy about matrix shots and video game clips?
1. His movies aren't The Matrix and those shots are way overused nowadays that they're getting boring and stale.

2. We don't want to watch a damn video game! I didn't pay to watch a movie and end up watching video game clips! They should not be in a movie!

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Old 03-04-2006, 06:08 PM
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Uwe Boll making a movie is like me baking a cake.

It just turns out looking like shit.
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Old 03-04-2006, 09:05 PM
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Uwe Boll is a worthless piece of shit! I say this having never met the man and basing this statement solely on his uncanny ability to fuck up any movie he comes in contact with and the fact that he still gets work.

I've concluded the man has "friends in high places" and spends a vast majority of his week on his knees.
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Old 03-04-2006, 09:08 PM
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and his name is stupid. I dunno how he wants it pronounced, but I have and will always pronounce it "oowee"
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Old 03-04-2006, 10:32 PM
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I will always pronounce it "Ewww" like I say after his movies.
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Old 03-04-2006, 10:37 PM
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I used to pronounce it "You Bawl" because that's what'd I'd do after his movies.
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Old 03-05-2006, 05:31 AM
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Fucker can't make movies, enough said.
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