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Missouri Politician Doesn't Think Public Urination Is So Bad...Wants To Change Laws
Politician Seeks Lower Penalties for Urination
Missouri Politician Wants To Lessen Penalties for People Who Discreetly Urinate in Public Saint Louis, Missouri — Ken Ortmann, an alderman who owns a local tavern wants to lower the penalties for public urination before the Feb. 25 Mardi Gras Parade. Ortmann said his bill would allow police to issue different citations for public urinators who try to be discreet than they might for those who are more open about it. "There's a difference between going in the middle of the street, in front of God and country, and somebody who is behind a Dumpster," Ortmann said. Public urination is now classified as lewd and lascivious conduct, which carries a penalty of 90 days in jail, a $100 to $500 fine, or both. Ortmann's proposal doesn't change the maximum penalties, but he hopes the actual penalty would be much less. But public urination remains plenty offensive to residents of Soulard, where some homeowners leave their sprinklers on to discourage Marti Gras partygoers from relieving themselves on their lawns. "That's what portable toilets are for," resident Mary Linden said. "We don't appreciate going out and seeing it the people are often belligerent."
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Re: Missouri Politician Doesn't Think Public Urination Is So Bad...Wants To Change Laws
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I don't think that pissing behind a dumpster, should be a big deal. It's not out in the open. This type of pissing in public shouldn't be as big of a deal as they make it out to be. I don't even consider that pissing in public, unless of course public happens to follow you behind the dumpster. In that case, knock public the fuck out for peeking at your johnson.
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"discreetly" is the operative word here.i can't see what the big deal is i've been doing this shit for years!:p
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