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...when it's that time of the month
I have long curly hair (should be an easy one)
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At least there's one part that doesn't taste like shit!
I have tattoos of Greek statue heads on my right arm.
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for future erectile problems my nose is kinda cute
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Shame about the rest of the face
I have a sparkeling personality
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thats only because your wife allows you to have one. my friends say em good at communicating with strangers
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That's what happens when you boil someone
I'm a good mom
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untill your on the internet posting on a forum my armpits smell like right-gaurd natrually | ||||
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Too bad they're made out of people's tendons. Oh wait, wrong type of threads. Oh well.
My legs are long.
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Yeah, that's what all the guys at the truck stop say
I have long hair
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when standing next to a newborn baby.
I have good facial expressions
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