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I have two favs:
Paint it Black by the Rolling Stones I see a red door and I want it painted black No colors anymore I want them to turn black I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes I have to turn my head until my darkness goes I see a line of cars and they're all painted black With flowers and my love, both never to come back I see people turn their heads and quickly look away Like a newborn baby it just happens ev'ryday I look inside myself and see my heart is black I see my red door and it has been painted black Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts It's not easy facing up when your whole world is black No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue I could not forsee this thing happening to you If I look hard enough into the setting sun My love will laugh with me before the morning comes I see a red door and I want it painted black No colors anymore I want them to turn black I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes I have to turn my head until my darkness goes Hmm, hmm, hmm... I wanna see it painted black, painted black Black as night, black as coal I wanna see the sun, blotted out from the sky I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted black Yeah Mad World by Gary Jules All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for their daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere Their tears are filling up their glasses No expression, no expression Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow No tomorrow, no tomorrow And I find it kinda funny I find it kinda sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you I find it hard to take When people run in circles It's a very, very mad world mad world Children waiting for the day they feel good Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday Made to feel the way that every child should Sit and listen, sit and listen Went to school and I was very nervous No one knew me, no one knew me Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson Look right through me, look right through me And I find it kinda funny I find it kinda sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you I find it hard to take When people run in circles It's a very, very mad world ... world Enlarge your world Mad world 
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03-02-2004, 06:41 PM
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I like mad world, but Paint it black has been done to death.
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ARTHUR: Old woman! DENNIS:Man! ARTHUR:Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? DENNIS:I'm thirty-seven. ARTHUR:I-- what? DENNIS:I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old. ARTHUR:Well, I can't just call you 'Man'. DENNIS:Well, you could say 'Dennis'. ARTHUR:Well, I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'. DENNIS:Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you? ARTHUR:I did say 'sorry' about the 'old woman', but from the behind you looked-- DENNIS:What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior! ARTHUR:Well, I am King! DENNIS:Oh, King, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever going to be any progress with the-- WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here. Oh! How d'you do? ARTHUR:How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who's castle is that? WOMAN:King of the who? ARTHUR:The Britons. WOMAN:Who are the Britons? ARTHUR:Well, we all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king. WOMAN:I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. DENNIS:You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes-- WOMAN:Oh, there you go bringing class into it again. DENNIS:That's what it's all about. If only people would hear of-- ARTHUR:Please! Please, good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle? WOMAN:No one lives there. ARTHUR:Then who is your lord? WOMAN:We don't have a lord. ARTHUR:What? DENNIS:I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,... ARTHUR:Yes. DENNIS:...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting... ARTHUR:Yes, I see. DENNIS:...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,... ARTHUR:Be quiet! DENNIS:...but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major-- ARTHUR:Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! WOMAN:Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh. ARTHUR:I am your king! WOMAN:Well, I didn't vote for you. ARTHUR:You don't vote for kings. WOMAN:Well, how did you become King, then? ARTHUR:The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS:Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. ARTHUR:Be quiet! DENNIS:Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! ARTHUR:Shut up! DENNIS:I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! ARTHUR:Shut up, will you? Shut up! DENNIS:Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. ARTHUR:Shut up! DENNIS:Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! ARTHUR:Bloody peasant! DENNIS:Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?
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03-04-2004, 01:18 AM
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horror lyrics
For some good horror lyrics, try Gorerotted, especially "Bed them Behead Them" and "Fuck my arse with broken glass"
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03-05-2004, 03:14 PM
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On the Gorerotted theme, Cannibal Corpse is probably the most well known of the sick twisted bands, although I also recommend Diabolical Dismemberment for truly fucked up lyrics. Tracks like "Fistfucked With A Razor" and "Sledgehammer Sodomy" just don't fit right with most people.
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03-11-2004, 10:24 AM
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My favorite lyrics:
"I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well. I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave, I will work to elevate you just enough to bring you down." Tool-"Sober" ------------------------------------------- "There’s no holding me back I’m not driven by fear I’m just driven by anger And you’re under attack Just climbing up slowly I’m the one and only" Our Lady Peace-"Whatever" ------------------------------------------- "Then the rainstorm came over me And I felt my spirit break I had lost all of my belief you see And realized my mistake But time threw a prayer to me And all around me became still I need love, love's divine Please forgive me now I see that I've been blind Give me love, love is what I need to help me know my name" Seal-"Loves Divine" ------------------------------------------- "I can't take this anymore and I'm almost pretty sure I've been here before I can't take this any longer I won't heal until I'm stronger strong enough to not be afraid of what anybody thinks of what anybody says about the way about the way I am so I'll wait until the day when those feelings fade away then I'll make my break" "everybody and everything i've known never taught me how to stand up on my own had to learn it from the one who let me go now i walk alone, yeah i walk alone, yeah living blissfully i guess you had to step away to make me want to be a bigger man, a bigger man than that i need you by my side as i take it all in stride I put away, i put away my pride" Oleander-"I Walk Alone" --------------------------------------- "With friends like you who really needs it Your smiling face is misplaced, you're so deceiving I can feel my spirit leaving I cut my wrists you feel them bleeding Just like a parasite you creeping Suffer like the fucking crucifixion Cover me with dirt, there won't be no resurrection See me psychotic, see me jumping off the deep end" Hed Pe-"Pac Bell" There's probably a million more I can drag out.
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Come Undone
by Duran Duran Mine, immaculate dream made breath and skin I've been waiting for you Signed, with a home tattoo, Happy birthday to you was created for you (can't ever keep from falling apart At the seams Cannot believe you're taking my heart To pieces) Oh, it'll take a little time, might take a little crime to come undone now (PRECHORUS) We'll try to stay blind to the hope and fear outside Hey child, stay wilder than the wind And blow me in to cry (CHORUS) Who do you need, who do you love When you come undone (repeat) (Verse 2) Words, playing me deja vu Like a radio tune I swear I've heard before Chill, is it something real Or the magic I'm feeding off your fingers (Can't ever keep from falling apart At the seams Cannot believe you're taking my heart To pieces) Lost, in a snow filled sky, we'll make it alright To come undone now
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kansas - dust in the wind
i close my eyes only for a moment and the moment's gone all my dreams pass before my eyes a curiosity dust in the wind all they are is dust in the wind same old song just a drop of water in an endless sea all we do crumbles to the ground though we refuse to see dust in the wind all we are is dust in the wind now don't hang on nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky it slips away and all your money won't another minute buy dust in the wind all we are is dust in the wind dust in the wind everything is dust in the wind
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Bloodhound gang :)
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out! Do you still go to raves?, Do you think that Christ saves?, Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?, Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?, Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?, Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?, Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?, Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?, Did you like the movie Malcolm X?, Or do you own a record by Stryper?, Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?, Were you born and raised in New Jersey?, Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?, Are you deaf?, Well if you are you can't hear me, But what's the use of living if your ear's be?, Broken even if I spoke clearly, You're still not able to hear me, Cause life is a game that no one wins, But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin', So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit, No take that towel and hang yourself with it, Life's short and hard like a body-building elf, So save the planet and kill yourself, If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about, Lift your head up and blow your brains out, Lift your head up high and blow your brains out, Lift your head up high and blow your brains out, Lift your head up high and blow your brains out. Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?, Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?, When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?, Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?, Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?, Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?, Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?, Does she look pregnant although she's not?, Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?, Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?, Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?, Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?, Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?, Does he do kegstands until he hurls?, Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille, Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail, Life is a game that no one wins, But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin', So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit, No take that towel and hang yourself with it, Life's short and hard like a body-building elf, So save the planet and kill yourself, If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about, Lift your head up and blow your brains out, Lift your head up high and blow your brains out, Lift your head up high and blow your brains out, Lift your head up high and blow your brains out. So take your life instead of taking it for granted, I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it, Live today like it's gonna be your last, Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas, I hope you take this the wrong way, And misinterpret what I say, Rewind and let me reverse, Backwards like Judas Preist first did. Cause life is a game that no one wins, But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin', So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit, No take that towel and hang yourself with it, Life's short and hard like a body-building elf, So save the planet and kill yourself, If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about, Lift your head up and blow your brains out, Lift your head up high and blow your brains out, Lift your head up high and blow your brains out, Lift your head up high and blow your brains out. And: Why is everbody always pickin' on me? The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin' I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin' But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983 But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby Why's everbody always pickin' on me? Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans And my mirror never lies but it always verifies I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady But why's everbody always pickin' on me? You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983 But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady But why's everbody always pickin' on me? Cause no one likes you monkey boy.
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