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ya i really liked that one, but there are a crap load of other awesome ones
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There was a "new" twilight zone episode that came out when i was little, i think it was called "pandora's box". This woman is diggin in her back yard and finds a box with a lockett in it. She thinks it's pretty so she starts wearing it.
Some sales people come toher door later and they start to annoy her, so she tells them to shut up, and time stops. She is amazed, but she adapts quickly. she drags both of them on to the lawn so they are laying down, goes in the house and says "You can talk again" and time starts again. Needless to say, the sales people are surprised when they start talking again and they arelaying down in the grass. She pulls something similar at the grocery store later. Eventually she and her family go to the city or something, and there is an emergency broadcast saying the russians have launched missles at us and the whole world goes bat shit. her family panics. She yell shut up at everyone, and time freezzes again. The end of the show is her walking outside and a nuke is hovering in the air a few hundred feet up, probably a second away from exploding. That one fucked me up for a while....
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