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View Poll Results: Do you think Zombie Porn is wrong ?
Piss off I'm masturbating to Zombie Porn at the mo 4 33.33%
Poor Zombies ! Let's release a load of horny Zombies into the wild 3 25.00%
I don't think : I'm a Zombie . 0 0%
I don't think I'm a Zombie ! 5 41.67%
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Old 01-21-2008, 01:30 AM
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I looked for "Zombie Porn" the other night and found nothing .
Methinks there is a market .
You didn't look hard enough,I'm afraid some other enterprising individuals have beaten you to it ....



Never mind.:p
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Old 01-21-2008, 05:15 AM
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Wink Damn !

I guess I'll jus' have to compete !

Of course I would have the upper hand - mine would be real zombies .
With the right resurrection-like spell I'd have the porn-stars . Need to find out about embalming techniques ... and some kind of implant to keep the males hard...imagine how many orifices there are in a corpse that's missing bits and pieces ... mmm.

I could even use famous names ...

See Elvis Fuck Marilyn Monroe

"Oh, Elvis you are the KING !!!"
"Thankyuverrmuch, Norma Jean . Could you jus' skoot over a lil honey - you're steppin' on ma blue suede shoes"

Jim Morrison Bangs Janice Joplin and Grace Slick

"Your ballroom days ain't over "
"Awww awww awww!"
"Just remember what the dormouse said ... "
"Give me head ?"

Well, maybe not .

But you could have some kind of scenario where two zombies are screwing a girl and eating her at the same time . Dicks with maggots on them . Skull-fucking ? Skeleton-fucking ??? The possibilities are endless !

Any hot chicks out there want to get down and dirty with a decomposing dick ?

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Old 01-21-2008, 05:16 AM
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Wink Damn !

The above e-mail address doesn't exist ... yet ha ha

Last edited by sickfish; 01-21-2008 at 05:18 AM. Reason: repeat post by mistake
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Old 01-21-2008, 06:21 AM
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i prefer monkey porn -

poo flying everywhere
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Old 01-21-2008, 06:33 AM
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i prefer monkey porn -

poo flying everywhere
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Old 01-21-2008, 06:34 AM
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And oh my god the mushed up bananas. I'm er...sorry. I got a bit over exited.
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Old 01-21-2008, 06:59 AM
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Talking zombie monkey porn ?

then there's the AIDS thing - those damn monkeys killed John Holmes !

But if you created a super-virus ... AIDS that makes you die quick, then resurrect horny as hell ! Infecting everything you fuck ?

Gives a whole new meaning to "Planet of the Apes"
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Old 01-21-2008, 10:26 AM
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Nor sure if this sickfish is a regular under an assumed name

Yup.

Either that or he's a writer on all kinds of drugs.


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Old 01-21-2008, 11:25 AM
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Cool Drugs ?!?

I'll have you know I don't do drugs ... well, apart from Caffeine.
And nicotine.
Add adrenaline, dopamine, GABA, Phenylananine, Sugar, seratonin, Di-Methyl Tryptamine (for dreaming) ,

And I suppose I do inhale fuel quite a lot ...
Benzine, Butane, Propane , Methane , Naptha,

But DON'T WE ALL ?

I'm not a clone, I've been here less than a month , so you can stop the speculation . Just haven't had a computer for a while . Times are hard when you sell manure for a living . And your love-life suffers , but it's a trade .

I am a writer of sorts ... nothing published as yet .

I want my work to get noticed , not me . Fame is an ego thing and has barbed clauses . Privacy for one thing .

That's pretty much it . What you see is what you get .

Some people don't like that . I can live with that .

"If you're new to Horror.com and you want to introduce yourself , check in here ."
That's what it said on the packet . Well I think I've done that .

Now I think it's time for that spliff....whoops!
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Old 01-21-2008, 11:37 AM
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