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View Poll Results: Do you think Zombie Porn is wrong ? | |||
Piss off I'm masturbating to Zombie Porn at the mo | 4 | 33.33% | |
Poor Zombies ! Let's release a load of horny Zombies into the wild | 3 | 25.00% | |
I don't think : I'm a Zombie . | 0 | 0% | |
I don't think I'm a Zombie ! | 5 | 41.67% | |
Voters: 12. You may not vote on this poll |
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Never mind.:p
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Damn !
I guess I'll jus' have to compete !
Of course I would have the upper hand - mine would be real zombies . With the right resurrection-like spell I'd have the porn-stars . Need to find out about embalming techniques ... and some kind of implant to keep the males hard...imagine how many orifices there are in a corpse that's missing bits and pieces ... mmm. I could even use famous names ... See Elvis Fuck Marilyn Monroe "Oh, Elvis you are the KING !!!" "Thankyuverrmuch, Norma Jean . Could you jus' skoot over a lil honey - you're steppin' on ma blue suede shoes" Jim Morrison Bangs Janice Joplin and Grace Slick "Your ballroom days ain't over " "Awww awww awww!" "Just remember what the dormouse said ... " "Give me head ?" Well, maybe not . But you could have some kind of scenario where two zombies are screwing a girl and eating her at the same time . Dicks with maggots on them . Skull-fucking ? Skeleton-fucking ??? The possibilities are endless ! Any hot chicks out there want to get down and dirty with a decomposing dick ? Send references and pics to : [email protected] |
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Damn !
The above e-mail address doesn't exist ... yet ha ha
Last edited by sickfish; 01-21-2008 at 05:18 AM. Reason: repeat post by mistake |
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i prefer monkey porn -
poo flying everywhere
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And oh my god the mushed up bananas. I'm er...sorry. I got a bit over exited.
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zombie monkey porn ?
then there's the AIDS thing - those damn monkeys killed John Holmes !
But if you created a super-virus ... AIDS that makes you die quick, then resurrect horny as hell ! Infecting everything you fuck ? Gives a whole new meaning to "Planet of the Apes" |
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Yup. Either that or he's a writer on all kinds of drugs.
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Drugs ?!?
I'll have you know I don't do drugs ... well, apart from Caffeine.
And nicotine. Add adrenaline, dopamine, GABA, Phenylananine, Sugar, seratonin, Di-Methyl Tryptamine (for dreaming) , And I suppose I do inhale fuel quite a lot ... Benzine, Butane, Propane , Methane , Naptha, But DON'T WE ALL ? I'm not a clone, I've been here less than a month , so you can stop the speculation . Just haven't had a computer for a while . Times are hard when you sell manure for a living . And your love-life suffers , but it's a trade . I am a writer of sorts ... nothing published as yet . I want my work to get noticed , not me . Fame is an ego thing and has barbed clauses . Privacy for one thing . That's pretty much it . What you see is what you get . Some people don't like that . I can live with that . "If you're new to Horror.com and you want to introduce yourself , check in here ." That's what it said on the packet . Well I think I've done that . Now I think it's time for that spliff....whoops! |
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Has anybody ever told you that you talk a lot?
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