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I was geared up to finally sit through "Vampires" last night. TV Guide channel showed that it was coming on sci fi, there was nothing else on so i figured, what the hell, why not?
So i put it on, and it wasnt "John Carpenter's Vampires", it was "John Carpenter's Vampires: Los Muertos" AKA "Straight to video bullshit" I expected James woods, i got fucking John Bon Jovi.... Who is, btw, an even worse actor than he is a singer.
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a poor update on Assault on Precinct 13 ... that ran out of money before it began - proving once more as well, that ice cube cant carry a film. |
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Well, 99% of the people that saw "Ghosts of Mars," apparently, didn't like it. But the people who did like it, well, we're just smarter people overall. At least, that's the only way I can explain it. MUAH HA HA HA AHHHH
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listening to the commentary - i dont think Carpenter liked it either .. |
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You know, I love that commentary, but in a warped kind of way, because Carpenter and Henstridge are fighting all the way through it, sometimes playfully, and sometimes not.
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She really has no lcuk, does she? Even species was a piece of crap, and they had Giger behind it....
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uninspired writing - terrible pacing - which is a shame because it had all the elements of what could have been a super film .. |
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I hated how the monster could basically 9and literally) pull any weapon she needed out of her ass at the drop of a hat.
Also (this belongs in the howd that happen thred..) I love how the "best and brightest" earth has to offer recieves instructions on how to mix our dna with theirs to make a kid "Okay, dur, lets do it. it couldnt possibly make a super-creature hell bent on taking over our planet, durrrr."
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I don't understand it at all...I get such a fine experience out of that movie...
...The closest I can figure is, the people who don't like it are after some kind of "meaningfulness" that the film is not interested in offering. It's a straight action film, about as amoral as an action film gets, so I suppose that's what confuses people. The way the story is laid out, there technically aren't any good guys or bad guys, just groups battling for survival. |
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