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Old 01-19-2010, 08:01 AM
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Okay, this guy has officially pissed me off!

http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/bs...s-of-all-time/

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Blade Runner is a bizarre and massively overpraised mess.
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Alien is slow.
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Michael Mann: All style, no substance.
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Aronofsky is a talentless dud who has bamboozled his way into Hollywood upper echelon.
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Pi is a jumble of nonsense that starts nowhere and goes nowhere. It may be the worst film ever made.
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Requiem for a Dream is noteworthy only in that Aronofsky somehow convinced Jennifer Connolly to participate in a lesbian scene involving mutual anal sex and a dildo.
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The Graduate is contemptible and snort-worthy spoiled 1960s-child angst. The ending of that movie alone makes it unworthy of human viewing.
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Tarantino’s films are like an army moving over a landscape in search of an idea.
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Goodfellas is similarly disgusting – you feel the need to take a shower after watching.
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Taxi Driver is perhaps the most overrated film in Hollywood history — dreary, grungy, and subzero.
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The psychoanalysis at the end of Psycho is laughable.
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North by Northwest relies on the tried-and-true random helpful coincidence to save our hero, time and again.
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Rear Window makes one reach for the fast-forward button. Vertigo makes one reach for the cyanide.
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Now where the hell did I put my shotgun...
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:04 AM
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Calling Ridley Scott alone overrated is bad enougn but HITCHCOCK?!


And from this article it's all too clear which side of the political compass he is on.
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Old 01-19-2010, 09:23 AM
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*Grabs a torch and pitchfork*
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Old 01-19-2010, 09:38 AM
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Why doesn't this fucktard wanna box his critics like Uwe Boll did? I'm sure people would be lining up to put this clown on his ass.
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Old 01-19-2010, 09:48 AM
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Those are all poop nuts comments. I assume him thinks him can do better :confusedconfused:
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Old 01-19-2010, 10:14 AM
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Seems like a successful troll to me.

I care about the status of Woody Allen's penis, so I deem the rest of his blog pure speculation!
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Old 01-19-2010, 11:40 AM
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who cares what some nobody i've never heard of says.

controvercy for the sake of being controvercial isnt in the least bit interesting.

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Old 01-19-2010, 01:44 PM
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This guy is a complete and utter douche. But I do agree about Requiem for a Dream. It was loud, ugly and nihilistic and not in the cool Abel Ferrara way. Woody Allen is the cinematic broken clock, right twice a day and almost by coincidence. Also, Hitchcock's psychology is halfassed, but realism isn't a priority for him. I actually agree with William Friedkin when he says that Hitchcock's strength is in making you believe stories that basically make no sense. Watching Vertigo, I see him not as a polished writer of suspense, but as a man that learned a thing or two from Lewton and Dreyer. This list is bullshit. Where's Goddard? Where's Fellini? (Two great films and a lot of trpe). Where's Spielberg? Where's ORSON FUCKING WELLES?
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Old 01-19-2010, 05:35 PM
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who cares what some nobody i've never heard of says.

controvercy for the sake of being controvercial isnt in the least bit interesting.
i think urgeok is a dried up hack who has only made on good post and that was largely by accident - since then his posts have been half-baked, poorly conceived and lacklustre.

(let the controversy begin!!)


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Seems like a successful troll to me.

I care about the status of Woody Allen's penis, so I deem the rest of his blog pure speculation!
Sounds about right to me..
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