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is it just me or is Jessica Simpson dumber than dirt?
I mean, who in the HELL would question what they're eating, and who in the HELL is stupid enough to think that TUNA and CHICKEN are the same thing!!!...... well apparently.... Jessica Simpson is! 'Hey Jessica, do the world a favor and rid it of your DNA, oh and take Nick with you!'
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07-08-2004, 11:14 AM
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actually now that I think of it, I think someone should just get rid of the entire J. Simpson clan. Wipe i'm all out! Brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, fathers, mothers, cousins, grandparents,second cousins...make sure that isn't a single strain of Simpson DNA left to recontaminate the world!
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07-08-2004, 11:28 AM
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I agree, the only Simpsons worth keeping are cartoons.
Jessica is a fucking airhead bimbo that is obsessed with her tits. interesting, because her husband doesnt seem all that amazed by him. I'm sure once the after-glow of their first couple of bang-sessions wore off, Nick started asking himself "What the fuck did i get myself into?" The funny thing is, her tits are not at all impressive, and not nearly as huge as she seems to believe they are. I'm sorry, b cups do NOT interfere with a golf swing. I doubt c's do either.
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07-08-2004, 12:36 PM
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Has MTV really gotten so bad, that they put this monkey spunk on?....
gimme the good 'ole days of MTV, when Yo! MTV Raps,and Remote Control was on! oh and MTV... you're called MTV for a reason!... M being for music! Show some FUCKING VIDEOS!....
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They dont play videos anymore. They occasionally play hiphop, or the new Beyonce or Brittany Spears video, but that is it. ShitVH1 doesnt play videos any more either, and that stations MEANS "Video Hits 1".....
Of course, it has turned into the CountDown capital. "This week, VH1 counts down the top 50 porn star stds! Go to vh1.com to see what kind of STD you would catch...."
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i agree, there's celebrities out there, that have nicer and bigger tits than Jessica...
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Hell, Anna Nicole's are at least bigger (not real though). For my money, Andelina Jolie has some nice hooters, and at least she has a fucking brain in her head.
Granted, it is a sick and twisted brain, but at least it works.
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Anyone can buy boobs if you have the cash........if it is natural now that is an asset! You can always tell the fakes.....bowling balls under skin.......LOL! I am allowed to say all this because.......I have no artficial parts.....except my nails. Although I don't like Angelina......I really respect her.....she is one hell of a mom! I like her tatoos too......going to a Cambodian monastery as soon as I can LOL! Well maybe I sorta like her.....
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