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Old 12-20-2004, 12:53 PM
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Alkaline Trio...best horror lyrics.

Alkaline Trio has the best horror lyrics...anyone agree? I love this band...with a passion.

"Step one -- slit my throat
Step two -- play in my blood
Step three -- cover me in dirty sheets and run laughing out of the house
Step four -- stop off at Edgebrook Creek and rinse your crimson hands
You took me hostage and made your demands
I couldn't meet them so you cut off my fingers, one by one"

-Alkaline Trio
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Old 12-20-2004, 03:17 PM
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Re: Alkaline Trio...best horror lyrics.

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Alkaline Trio has the best horror lyrics...anyone agree? I love this band...with a passion.

"Step one -- slit my throat
Step two -- play in my blood
Step three -- cover me in dirty sheets and run laughing out of the house
Step four -- stop off at Edgebrook Creek and rinse your crimson hands
You took me hostage and made your demands
I couldn't meet them so you cut off my fingers, one by one"

-Alkaline Trio
I only have their "Good Mourning" album, but I've heard some of their other stuff. I think they're pretty awesome.
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:52 AM
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No.

Ive heard FAR better.

Try some Necro, Mr.Hyde, Horror Story, Black Dahlia Murder, Mad Sin, Meteors.

Then get back to me
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:33 PM
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I am a HUGE Alkaline Trio fan. I own four of their albums and plan on picking up the rest but I have to agree that I have heard better "horror" lyrics as well. House of Krazees, ICP, Twiztid, Dark Lotus, Esham, AnyBody Killa, Blaze. I love AT though and can't wait for a new album hopefully very soon. That also is my favorite song off their album
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Old 12-21-2004, 02:53 PM
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Yeah that's horror alright, it's a horror that people even think that fucking garbage is music.
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Old 12-21-2004, 03:49 PM
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The morbider the merrier...
Do the Charles Manson
Do the Jeffrey Dahmer

It's the corpse grinder ya can't handle my rugged rape
I shut bitches up, with strips of masking tape
Ever since the pestilence invaded me
I started to decapitate, motherfuckers that hated me
And, I'll murder you in cold blood for your rent
Taxin' so many people, niggas think I'm the president
So vote, or kid I'll cut your throat with the scalpel
Then feast on the human flesh of a priest in a chapel
Filled with ghouls, your blood crashes
I'm body baggin', niggas in my Dungeons and Dragons
Adventures, a fuckin' sicko on the sickest possible level
I'll eat your colon, 'cause I'm rollin' with my mother's enavel
I had sex with all my ex hoes
Then I chopped off there legs and arms
Now all I got are human torsos
With a chainsaw, made for gore
To clean up the blood
I'll use your fuckin' face to mop the floor
So...

Do the Charles Manson
Do the Jeffrey Dahmer

Do The Charles Manson
Do The Jeffrey Dahmer

Do The Charles Manson
Do The Jeffrey Dahmer
The morbider the merrier


I cannibal eats a maggot
I gay bash a faggot
I knock boots with dirty prostitutes that look like Jimmy Swaggart
Yo, I'm incurable like AIDS
I can't wait to self-mutilate myself with razor blades
Blood and guts, blood and guts, Mooney's body baggin'
They're comin' to take me wah-ahah!
Straight to the Patty wagon
Because they found my dead body shredder
Now I'll be blendin your ikeles tendon
Well I'm sending some letters
To your family kid, letting them know I got rid
Of your body after I chopped you like a squid
Then straight to the garbage bag, another dead fag for the garbage man
So carry the body to the garbage can
When it comes to another murderer kid I'm gorier
The Warriors, leavin' niggas in a state of euphoria
Back in the days when it came to punks I stick them
But nowadays the Ghoul eat the flesh of his victim
So, word to the lizard, this nigga's absurd
From January to December
I'm leavin' niggas dismembered
Bitches get beaten, long live the cretin
Got dead bodies rot and cured ready to be eaten
With a knife and a fork, for any punk in New York
Take mine, and I'll have to outline your body in chalk

Do the Charles Manson
Do the Jeffrey Dahmer

Mad Mooney's my call,
I got the ski mask, For whenever I rob
I'll come through your sink like the fucking Blob
The silent, violent, Ghoul is cruel
My mind is darker, then Clyde Barker
The motherfucking stalker, sporting a parka
Blood stain where human remains
A Teck-9 I pack when I hijack planes
So ashes to ashes, dust to dust
I'll admit, I'll shit, and I'll spit on your grave in disgust
So rest in pain, the human may main releases
The type of shit to leave any nigga resting in pieces
I clock loot, like a punk playing a guitar
While girls loose their virginity in the backseat of my car
I went to Killers Anonymous, for my addiction
I'm Santa Clause wishin' you a Merry Crucifixion
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Old 12-21-2004, 04:53 PM
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Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
The morbider the merrier...
Do the Charles Manson
Do the Jeffrey Dahmer

It's the corpse grinder ya can't handle my rugged rape
I shut bitches up, with strips of masking tape
Ever since the pestilence invaded me
I started to decapitate, motherfuckers that hated me
And, I'll murder you in cold blood for your rent
Taxin' so many people, niggas think I'm the president
So vote, or kid I'll cut your throat with the scalpel
Then feast on the human flesh of a priest in a chapel
Filled with ghouls, your blood crashes
I'm body baggin', niggas in my Dungeons and Dragons
Adventures, a fuckin' sicko on the sickest possible level
I'll eat your colon, 'cause I'm rollin' with my mother's enavel
I had sex with all my ex hoes
Then I chopped off there legs and arms
Now all I got are human torsos
With a chainsaw, made for gore
To clean up the blood
I'll use your fuckin' face to mop the floor
So...

Do the Charles Manson
Do the Jeffrey Dahmer

Do The Charles Manson
Do The Jeffrey Dahmer

Do The Charles Manson
Do The Jeffrey Dahmer
The morbider the merrier


I cannibal eats a maggot
I gay bash a faggot
I knock boots with dirty prostitutes that look like Jimmy Swaggart
Yo, I'm incurable like AIDS
I can't wait to self-mutilate myself with razor blades
Blood and guts, blood and guts, Mooney's body baggin'
They're comin' to take me wah-ahah!
Straight to the Patty wagon
Because they found my dead body shredder
Now I'll be blendin your ikeles tendon
Well I'm sending some letters
To your family kid, letting them know I got rid
Of your body after I chopped you like a squid
Then straight to the garbage bag, another dead fag for the garbage man
So carry the body to the garbage can
When it comes to another murderer kid I'm gorier
The Warriors, leavin' niggas in a state of euphoria
Back in the days when it came to punks I stick them
But nowadays the Ghoul eat the flesh of his victim
So, word to the lizard, this nigga's absurd
From January to December
I'm leavin' niggas dismembered
Bitches get beaten, long live the cretin
Got dead bodies rot and cured ready to be eaten
With a knife and a fork, for any punk in New York
Take mine, and I'll have to outline your body in chalk

Do the Charles Manson
Do the Jeffrey Dahmer

Mad Mooney's my call,
I got the ski mask, For whenever I rob
I'll come through your sink like the fucking Blob
The silent, violent, Ghoul is cruel
My mind is darker, then Clyde Barker
The motherfucking stalker, sporting a parka
Blood stain where human remains
A Teck-9 I pack when I hijack planes
So ashes to ashes, dust to dust
I'll admit, I'll shit, and I'll spit on your grave in disgust
So rest in pain, the human may main releases
The type of shit to leave any nigga resting in pieces
I clock loot, like a punk playing a guitar
While girls loose their virginity in the backseat of my car
I went to Killers Anonymous, for my addiction
I'm Santa Clause wishin' you a Merry Crucifixion

I have the Muppet version of that on a compilation my kid has :

"The Muppets Get Down With Their Bad Ass Motherfucking Selves"

it also has the new version of Bert's 'Doin' the Pigeon'
Sort of a bestiality/necrophilia piece.
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Old 12-21-2004, 10:25 PM
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I have the Muppet version of that on a compilation my kid has :

"The Muppets Get Down With Their Bad Ass Motherfucking Selves"

it also has the new version of Bert's 'Doin' the Pigeon'
Sort of a bestiality/necrophilia piece.
hahahhaha :p

I might have to look into that
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Old 12-22-2004, 09:52 PM
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Yeah that's horror alright, it's a horror that people even think that fucking garbage is music
THANK YOU!!! God i even went into that lyrical read with an open mind......ugh....hope there music is better than that....god it has to be....
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Old 12-24-2004, 07:25 AM
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I have pretty much everything they have ever released and they do have amazing lyrics. Matt Skiba gets out some crazy emotions through his tunes.
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