No Metal

[ItsAlive75]

Some more delicious Gwar lyrics: HAM ON THE BONE

Ham on Ham, Ham on the ham on the ham on
Now my hand grasp
my throbbing root and shan't unclasp
Go to the head of the class
as I madly stoke my flaccid shaft
Ham Ham Ham Ham - Ham on the Bone


I think its about eating a delicious ham dinner.

[The STE]

while "Gonna fuck you with a fish" puts Fishfuck way up there, I still think B.D.F. has the funniest/most obscene lyrics for any Gwar song

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The STE
Fishfuck by Gwar:
Fishfuck, baby
Gonna fuck you with a fish [X2]
Gonna take a rivercarp and ram it up your butt
You slut You whore Why are you my Mom?
Fishfuck, baby
Gonna fuck you with a fish [X2]
Gonna take a moa-moa and swim it up your butt
You slut You whore Why?


never heard any but one of their songs, but their lyrics are fucking hysterical

HaHa...Dustin absolutely LOVES GWAR...And that's one of his all-time favorites of theirs...lol



BTW...Some of you 'older guys'...GWAR is SUPPOSED to be funny...So is ICP...

The name 'GWAR' is an acronym for 'God What An Awful Racket';)

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by newb
I'm a total metal-head.

gimme some "Headsplatters" or "Gutmunchers" anyday.At the moment i've been listening to a lot of "Rape and Kill". Ya gotta love their new one "Death by Chocolate".

Your lips are like a hershey kiss
I WANNA FUCKING KILL YOU!
Their sweet and tasty
I'M GONNA PUNCH A HOLE IN YOUR FACE!

:rolleyes: Didn't you use this joke last time metal was mentioned? Harrrrrrr harrrrrrrr your brilliant. Big Letterman fan I bet :o

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
The only metal I like is Atreyu, and I'm not even sure if that's considered metal...

But yeah, I like punk.

What punk bands are you into?

[Deposable]

I wanna slap you right in you're face for that diss against Letterman. I guess you're a big Leno fan :rolleyes:

I HATE METAL! well... I hate 90% of music, I am a music nazi.

The whole death,blood, darkness, anger, melodramatic bullshit is overplayed and un-original.

I am a sucker for a good message and a good melody. I want music too be unique and different, metal is not. Its all the same. People anger at life because God gave them a small weiner. hahaha

I think Alice In Chains, T00L, and (OLD) S.O.A.D, Ultra Spank were unique and creative. probably the last good metal band.

[Hate_Breeder]

FUCKIN METAL ALL THE WAY

Not cheesey metal though. I mean like Gorgoroth, and Black Dahlia Murder, Heaven Shall Burn, Twilight Ophera, The Kovenant, Ministry, Slayer, Unanimated, Dark Funeral, Bleeding Through, and of course Burzum

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Deposable
I think Alice In Chains, T00L, and (OLD) S.O.A.D, Ultra Spank were unique and creative. probably the last good metal band.

Awesome list...But...It needs Pantera added to it;)

[newb]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
:rolleyes: Didn't you use this joke last time metal was mentioned? Harrrrrrr harrrrrrrr your brilliant. Big Letterman fan I bet :o

I don't believe so.I could be mistaken.

As far as Letterman, i'm not much on late night TV.

[azathoth777]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
FUCKIN METAL ALL THE WAY

Not cheesey metal though. I mean like Gorgoroth, and Black Dahlia Murder, Heaven Shall Burn, Twilight Ophera, The Kovenant, Ministry, Slayer, Unanimated, Dark Funeral, Bleeding Through, and of course Burzum

I never really thought of Ministry as a Metal band, more Industrial. However I haven't heard any of their latest albums. For me they started sucking after Psalm 69. Quess that's what happens after you quit doing smack....Ministry that is, not me.

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by azathoth777
I never really thought of Ministry as a Metal band, more Industrial. However I haven't heard any of their latest albums. For me they started sucking after Psalm 69. Quess that's what happens after you quit doing smack....Ministry that is, not me.

Is there a difference between Industrial and Metal? They sound the same to me :confused:

The only new song ive heard was No W and it sounds pretty good to me