Could cats be extraterrestrials?

[anglewitch]

Originally Posted by MichaelMyers

Bros, I've been doing some thinking. Are we being spied on right underneath our noses? Consider the evidence:

1.) Cats are worshipped by ancient Egyptians as gods. Weird.

2.) Scientists cannot fully figure out how cats purr, how it is produced. Could it be a type of feedback?

3.) Ever hold a cat's ears back? Yep, classic image of a grey. Almond eyes, small mouth, etc. etc.

4.) Cats can see much better than us. They are more advanced as a species in this regard. In what other ways?

5.) Cats often wake up from deep slumbers and dart out of rooms. They also stare at random empty shit we think are ghosts or some shit. Are they responding or listening to a call we can't hear?

6.) Several---most---cats have anti-gravity properties. They can fall out of four story buildings and land on their feet. That evolutionary thing again.

One day they are gonna rise up and FUCK US OVER!!!

LOL! Mum just read this post of yours and she said " This what I think of cats".

[Nibbio]

Originally Posted by anglewitch

LOL! Mum just read this post of yours and she said " This what I think of cats".

Hahahaha, there is some truth behind all this

[anglewitch]

We have a new cat. It has a remarkably large head and short pipe cleaner tail. It is very smart too smart.

[Roiffalo]

Bloodraptor LOOOOOVES cats.

[BloodRaptor]

CATS 'RE ALL EVIL I TELL YA. SENT BY THE DEVIL TA CLAW OUR FACES OFF. 'R at least mine XP cats hate me 90% o' the time.

[Repo'd]

Originally Posted by BloodRaptor

CATS 'RE ALL EVIL I TELL YA. SENT BY THE DEVIL TA CLAW OUR FACES OFF. 'R at least mine XP cats hate me 90% o' the time.

Well, I'm in good with the cat community. I'll put in a good word for you BRap.

[BloodRaptor]

Originally Posted by Repo'd

Well, I'm in good with the cat community. I'll put in a good word for you BRap.

I'd appreciate that XD specially since my bf owns one that I have ta live with. An' PRETTY SOON ALL ROIFFALO'S LIL MONSTERS TOO. Someone send a medic, I'll need it. XP

[Repo'd]

Originally Posted by BloodRaptor

I'd appreciate that XD specially since my bf owns one that I have ta live with. An' PRETTY SOON ALL ROIFFALO'S LIL MONSTERS TOO. Someone send a medic, I'll need it. XP

You'll get to live with Roi though! That should be fun.

[Roiffalo]

I'm certainly looking forward to it.


...And in my defense most of those monsters are mom's! Only one is technically mine.

[anglewitch]

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