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09-20-2006, 09:00 PM
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Church warden charged after sex with corpse
A CHURCH warden in a small Swedish town faced criminal charges after allegedly having sex with a corpse at a church where he worked, a prosecutor said.
The warden was accused of removing a woman's body from her coffin before performing sexual acts on the corpse on the night of August 3, according to the prosecutor's charge sheet submitted to Vaesteraas district court. He was charged with “disturbing the peace of the dead”. The 43-year-old man confessed to police and said that he also had sex with another dead woman, but the second incident has not been fully investigated, Swedish news agency TT reported. He explained his actions by saying he was unable to meet women, TT said. The man also confessed to charges of drunk-driving, four counts of theft and two counts of arson. The first of the fires, set in August 1998, completely destroyed Surahammar church, 130km west of Stockholm. His trial was scheduled to start on October 4. ----------------------------------------- We've all had our dry spells, but that's excuse for corpse sex....
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look at yourself - you're a f*cking mess, and yet you're saying nothing happened? - nothing happened??? yes, i know so much is so ordinary, so coarse, and so vulgar. but survival is simply not enough. nowhere near. what's the point of surviving? survive what? don't you realize you're going to die? f*ck your missions, your crusade. i demand and expect quality. right now, once and for all. quality time. 
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09-21-2006, 04:14 AM
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ewww
gross!!!!!!!!
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09-21-2006, 06:19 PM
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Re: Church warden charged after sex with corpse
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09-22-2006, 10:09 AM
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i think he did. i said this before: cant meet women? get a hooker. its still illegal and immoral, but a hell of a lot less horrible on both counts.
And he was in sweden? take a damn ferry to amsterdam for god's sake....
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09-22-2006, 07:14 PM
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Re: Re: Church warden charged after sex with corpse
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Sometimes I get alittle ahead of myself.....
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look at yourself - you're a f*cking mess, and yet you're saying nothing happened? - nothing happened??? yes, i know so much is so ordinary, so coarse, and so vulgar. but survival is simply not enough. nowhere near. what's the point of surviving? survive what? don't you realize you're going to die? f*ck your missions, your crusade. i demand and expect quality. right now, once and for all. quality time.
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09-24-2006, 09:11 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Church warden charged after sex with corpse
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"There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future." -Otis "Once in a while ya get shown the light, in the strangest of places if ya look at it right." -RH&JG "Do your best, fuck the rest." -Me "Onward, through the fog..." -Me
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