So no body parts or anything? That sucks.

It would suck!
So you are a cleaning lady. Have you encountered bizarre stuff in apartments that you clean?

Hopefully some day I'll have a son, I am going to keep my on him every second of the day. I don't need to find a fork sticking in my foot 8 years from now.

It's amazing what babies will do when they get mad.

I was a born escape artist. I would get really pissed off when they would put me in my crib. I discovered if I jumped up and down I could gather enough force to jump out of the crib. KLUNK!

Okay. :)
When I was a baby and when I would start crying my mom and dad would play bolt thrower to calm me down. I was a weird baby.

Something like this?

That's not one of their best songs but it's a good loud band. If I had a haunted house that would be the music I would use.

Here's a Bolt Thrower song. Let we know what you think.

Yay!