"Ugh, look at all these naked women swimming around in the dark....I think I'll go munch on a nice piece of seaweed."

this suspensful music makes me wanna dance!

Oh christ the final of American Idol's on tonight, wait here I've just got to nip back home to set up the VCR!

"get a life"

"don't wanna mess up the carpet, just get in the shower please, so i can stab your ass"

Margaret White: I can see your dirty pillows. Fantastic! Everyone will! It'll really get Tommy's attention! Now go out and have fun!

Excuse me? There was a mass murder of college students here last night, yes? Right. Well, um, you wouldn't by any chance have found a machete lying about would you? Only I've just gone and lost mine. What a strange coincidence, no?

hey last night i saw jason killing these people but he told me not to tell anyone. he turns around to se jason. jason bursts out into tears u said u wouldnt tell

oh nooooo...i broke a nail

don't run too fast or i'll never catch you