Sure it's not the aneurysm?

I'm never that lucky :D

nope sorry it was just gas.....might want to stay upwind from me.

Final Update - Round of FOUR


And so...the final entry, came from Finalist Psycom5K.

"John Carradine: underappreciated horror great or rightfully neglected schlockmeister?
If he was a horror great, what was his greatest horror role, and why?
If he was a shlockmeister, what was his hammiest piece of horror cheese, and why?"

"Schlockmeister, why you say? Well it is defined as "One who produces or deals in inferior or shoddy goods or material." Carradine was known as the B Movie King. and we all know that B movies aren't the best. Now, as for his hammiest film, I myself having only seen him act in The White Buffalo, which is a western, I can't really tell you which work was his hammiest, but after looking at his list of works, a few films sure sound like his hammiest. Like Satan's Mistress, or Frankenstein Island, but I'd have to say, by title alone.... Vampire Hookers. That name just resonates cheese to me."



And the esteemed presiding Judge's verdict to that answer was...

"Some effort, not a whole lot of analysis, ignores a lot of other data on Carradine and has few specifics. I give him a 5. I'm confiscating his second heaviest weapon and rewarding an extra hp to each of his opponents."


Well...since Finalist Psycom5K does not have any weapons with him anyway, he stands to lose nothing in terms of arsenal.

However, EACH of the other THREE Finalists win 1 extra BONUS HP as decided by The Judge in his verdict!



This completes Round of FOUR. Let's now proceed into...





...THE ZONE!!

HDC BATTLE ROYALE - HUNTING SEASON FOR ROUND OF FOUR


All FOUR Finalists are hereby sent into The Zone for The ROUND OF FOUR outing.

Finalists, be minded that The Predator lurks somewhere inside The Zone, which is divided into four sectors - Alpha, Beta, Gamma & Omega.

Each of you have to send me your choice of sector in which you think The Predator lurks. FAILURE TO CHOOSE A SECTOR MEANS YOU WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY TARGETED BY THE PREDATOR FOR A BLAST OF HIS PLASMA BEAM!

I can only say Good Luck to Posher and Psycom, because the hunting will be done by the two Finalists WITH arsenals at their disposal - Zero & Despare, who will be sending me a PM about their choice of targets.

The deadline for hunting ends tonight at Midnight EST. IF ONE / BOTH OF YOU FAIL TO FIRE YOUR WEAPONS TILL THEN, YOU STAND TO BE SHOT TWENTY TIMES BY THE SNIPERS IN THE WATCHTOWERS!!

All the best!

Updated Status After Round of FOUR Challenges


Despare - FIT with 30 HPs, (Shotgun with 8 shells)

Zero - FIT with 29 HPs, (Grenade Launcher with 1 Grenade, Rocket Launcher with 1 Rocket)

Posher778 - FIT with 14 HPs,

Psycom5K - FIT with 14 HPs.

i'm in - just hope mr preddy doesn't spot me in my monkey tree

Um... I hurt my shoulder on a doorway this morning. Can I have immunity in the zone?

Har har har.... don't make me cast punch you :mad:

you act like I asked for a pass for that round.

Maybe Predator will hit you in the mouth this round. That'd be stellar.

posh is pmsing, dont mind him.

Meh, i forgot about teenagers and their hormones.

Could a Tree Monkey jump on the Predator's back and break his neck bone with a quick twist of his monkey arms, thus killing him and all he stands for?

i agree completely - i hope _V_ is watching! monkeys beat predators!!

they can kick Bruce Lee's ass as well.






what ever happened to Bwind?

i kicked his ass

Never argue with a confident man....or a flying monkey with a machete!

Anxiously awaiting the results of the hunting zone to see who the monkey kicked this time.

Man I still can't believe I made it this far.

i still say bruse lee could beat anyone.

Lee ain't the only Bruce fightin' for the crown, baby.

http://animoscrypt.files.wordpress.c.../07/bruce2.jpg

wow. who would win in a fight? Bruce Lee or Bruce Campbell?

Brandon Lee. Even though he's dead.

so is bruce lee. interesting stories behind both of their deaths. Does that make campbell the auto winner?

http://male.thedailymodel.com/thailand/tony1.jpg

I think Tony Jaa could take Bruce Lee

I loved in Ong Bok when he humiliated that jeet kun-do fighter. Good stuff.

Yeah, that was great. Though I thought the most awesome fight was when he fought the american, who trashed the fight club. Thats my favorite of that movie. And when he was chased through the market, thats another awesome scene.

The Hunting Deadline was up about an hour back...

Let's see what the Four Finalists went through in The Zone...


...NEXT.

Yay....I bet I'm dead.

RESULTS OF THE ROUND OF FOUR OUTING IN THE HUNTING SEASON


The gates were opened an hour back and three very weary Finalists trodded back in. They looked extremely tired and haggard, and had to s...




...wait a minute...





...did I say three?





THREE?!




YES, THEY ARE INDEED THREE IN NUMBER!!!




The medics crew, upon realising this, rush into The Zone...while we rewind the timeline clock recordings backward and go back to earlier in the day...

Oh god, I'm dead aren't I? But I was so young and sexy, and I had a huge.......... ego. Its a shame that somebody as great as I am had to die.... wait... it doesn't say who's dead yet... who's dead?!

- Finalist Zero sat quietly on top of his favorite tree and waited. He had a specific target in mind and was counting the moments as they ticked by.

Soon, Finalist Psycom5K ran through the shrubbery below the tree and looked around for a good spot to hide. Zero held his Grenade Launcher and aimed directly at Psycom's head and let the grenade fly.

BLAM!

The explosion took Psycom5K by surprise and he fell backwards, a couple of giant gaping wounds opening up on his chest which started to bleed heavily. Clumsily, Psycom5K got his HPs out to patch himself while he ducked behind the tree for adequate cover.

Zero took his Rocket Launcher out. He hopped down a couple branches to have a better and close look at his target who was busy applying HPs to himself, and waited. When Psycom5K was done, Zero fired his rocket straight at Psycom5K's head!

BLAM!

Psycom5K heard the firing and swerved, but he could not avoid the rocket blasting straight near his back. He was thrown forward with a mighty force, his freshly patched wounds opening up like pouring red buckets. He fell down on the ground and with a superhuman effort, took out some HPs to heal himself yet again.

By the time he felt fit, he was left with 2 HPs.

Zero threw down his empty Launchers and smiled smugly, before swinging back to the top of the tree and vanishing from sight.


- Finalist Despare waited silently till the sounds of both explosions went silent. He knew Zero had done his job, and now it was his turn. He walked forward, very quietly, towards the direction of the sounds and spotted Psycom5K in the distance - bleeding profusely, sore as hell, tears running down both cheeks as he was just finishing patching himself up.

Despare lifted his shotgun, and aimed carefully. Psycom had his back towards him, and that made a nice target.

BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

All five shotgun shells tore through Psycom's back and ripped it to shreds, fresh wounds opening up all over it which made him look like a huge crimson tree. Psycom slumped to the ground, fighting back the severe pain and applying the last 2 HPs to himself. Sadly, they weren't enough. He lay with his back to the ground, severely wounded.

Despare walked forward, and came across the spasmodically-breathing Psycom5K, who was gasping and groaning for air. Despare stood tall, right above Psycom, and put the barrel right at his head. Psycom5K's brains went on a high red-alert, and those were the last throes he ever felt...before the searing pain brought the welcoming darkness with it...

BAM! BAM! BAM!

Despare had squeezed the trigger three times...and Psycom's head burst open like firecrackers on the fourth of July.

Up above in the high branches of the tree, Zero clapped his hands in glee and roared at the setting sun.




FINALIST PSYCOM5K IS DEAD!!!!!





The Predator looked on, far away from the action...before going back to it's hideout. It was waiting in the Gamma sector, which nobody picked.


I will let the remaining THREE Finalists rest through the night. The Judges will be confronting you yet again tomorrow morning.

you were young.

such an untimely death too, you should have died rounds ago. ;)

pfft you're just mad that I lasted much longer than you. :p

4th place isn't bad. So I'm good. V thanks for your hard work, good luck to Despare, Zero, and Posher.

Thanks, hope you enjoyed my boomstick.

Ding Dong! The Psycom is dead. Which old Psycom? The silly Psycom!
Ding Dong! The silly Psycom is dead.

Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the silly Psycom is dead.
he's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below.
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The silly Psycom is dead!

HDC BATTLE ROYALE - THE FINAL THREE


I welcome the final THREE Finalists - Despare, Zero & Posher778 - to The Round of THREE.

You have 3 envelopes to choose from, which have been labeled - A, B & C.

No two of you can choose the same envelope. The note within contains the name of the esteemed HDC Battle Royale Judge who will be testing you.

Confer amongst yourselves, and send me a PM accordingly. Expect a PM shortly afterward from me, mentioning your choice of Judge and their test.

Results will be posted once all THREE Finalists have finished their tests.

Psycom finally bit the dust....

Good game broham...

Oh I do, I always wanted my head to turn into a formless pile of meat-hunks. :D

i chose - posher and despare please check your pm before choosing