love it, brother. very funny stuff

"It's like having a baby being delivered through a fucking papercut." - - classic freaking line!!!

Doing great Massacre. Keep it up. :D

hee hee.......good job on the "murderdoll" character....can anybody say "typecasting".:D

Like shooting dead fish in a 6-inch-wide 1-foot-high barrel with a rocket launcher.

CHCHSHA!

WOOHOO! I'M BACK! Please, please, hold the applause. I was just on a holiday to the states. 4th time. Orlando and Kissimee never get old. Stayed at a place called Orange Lake. There were Gators there. Anyway, i'm back in the UK now. So, hi once more, i know I havent been on for a while.

So, let me see. Who would i get played by? Realisticly I'd probably end up being played by Dewey from Malcolm in the middle, but I think I would Rather be played by Christopher Lee. I'd be the Man who predicted it all, but decided the mayhem was good and ended up being killed by the very thing I was trying to help create. Also, I'd be known by the townsfolk as "The Ferret Chucker" because of my strange obsession of throwing Ferrets off the cliffs.

Faustus: aaaaaaaaaah! The zombie has got me.

Murderdoll: Take this you son of a bitch!

*Murderdoll shoots the zombie on the head and it falls out*

Faustus: thanks Murderdoll.

Murderdoll: never mind.

Faustus: Dojo took my van and now we have to get him.

Murderdoll: we?!

Faustus: yes, unless u want to die here.

Murder doll: i got a gun, how come i am gonna die here.

Faustus: what the fuck, let me see that gun!

Murderdoll: no, youll try to take it from me.

Faustus: dont worry, i promise i wont.

*Murderdoll gives faustus the gun and he opens it*

Faustus: you only got 3 bullets.

Murderdoll: and i am going to make 3 holes on your dick if you dont give me my gun and dont leave me alone.

*Faustus makes like to give the gun to Murderdoll, but he grabs her by the feet and puts her upside down*

Faustus: I wont let you die, dont even think of it!

Murderdoll: why, do you love me too, like the asshole of despare?

Faustus: no, but i got no choice, youre going to die here with no food and only 3 bullets.

Murderdoll: ok.

*Camera cuts to Dojo driving the van, and then cuts to the front window, from inside the van*

Dojo: jajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! you assholes, and i took the key, and im driving right now.

*Zero the monkey jumps to the front window and Dojo rises the speed*

Dojo: hey you little asshole, get down of there!

*camera cuts to faustus and murderdoll running and following the marks of the wheels of the van*

*Zero the monkey breaks the window by scratching it and begins biting and scratching Dojo in the face*

*stands for a moment, walks to a chair and steps from the chair to the desk next to it, carves into the wall "Michael was here", I then proceed to tie a rope around my neck and leap off of the desk*

Wow I was really confused there for a second with more than just massacre writing. Whoa. Good stuff all the same :)

oh my god that is SOOO MURDERDOLL - you have absolutely nailed this scene! Keep up the good work!