I think i like Newb's answer better

his answers an old man fantasy

Where in the fuck was Cutler throwing that pass??? :confused:

Hey you long lost old fucker

Shiiiiit. That was a pathetic game.
7 sacks, 4 interceptions?

Where the HELL have you been?! :eek:

We were gonna watch "The Vampire Lovers" but we were waiting for Drac in Dallas to show up. I wonder if Drac in Dallas has seen "Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter"? Heard it had a lot of fans in Texas. They're hip over there!

exercise sux,they say you feel better after some exercise..i felt better before

thats good,maybe he will bite off a young childs face some day

why arn't you in BR you lazy fuck

Yeah you lazy tits! A wealth of knowledge between you too!! Hurumph!!,I work full time in school,then I have to go and clean bogs and THEN I have to come home and clean the home and feed my demanding teenage sons...Yet,I still make time for BR...im probably going to die early on in the proceedings though as im thick and dont understand the time differences.OOOh and look at my sig!!,good innit?

yeah poor you,i bet all those holidays are a bitch too....hurumph!

The more the merrier I guess, and the more people to butcher with machetes too. If there was a cannibal themed question I think Медвежуть would have that done in a second.

Holidays??? you call them holidays?? I have to spend them with my three TEENAGE sons!! Thats PUNISHMENT!!!!

I am thinking how friggin wet I'm gonna get walking to collect my 4 year old :-(
not happy!!!

I got soaked here in Lpool too-I hope there's no floods

didnt know they really did use to shrink heads.....what a dumb shit

for whatever reason my bed is extremely comfortable this morning (:

Chickens sometimes have an eeeeeevil look in their eyes!

Especially right before they peck your eyes out!

fuckin christians on tv talking about the end of the world fuckin stupid fucks trying to scare everyone fuck off!fuckholes just hate living by the christain rule so much they just want there to be an apocolyps so they can finally die

This is why I need to use subtitles while watching British TV. There's a guy who keeps asking for a book and he repeats the title over and over again and to me it sounds like, "The Little Book of Cum" but I'm pretty positive that's not what he's looking for. Maybe, "The Little Book of Calm," but I just keep hearing "Cum".

http://www.marshall.edu/library/bann...ewillywent.jpg
Is this what you mean?

Hahaha. Have you ever heard of the book, Natural Harvest?

I have not.

Is it supposed to be a joke? I really hope so because that is the funniest book I've seen in a while.

I'm not sure! The feedback definitely is but I could see someone publishing a book like this.

[QUOTE=_____V_____;767740]Just say whats running through your thought-processes at the moment.

I am thinking 3 things at once...

- About the slight ache I have been having in my left ear the past 4-5 days,
- About conjuring up a novel marketing strategy for a new fixed deposit scheme launched by my company, and
- Wondering about what happened to all the members who have disappeared from HDC in the past month or so. And if they are lurking under Guests...how to get them back posting in here.


All yours from here on.[/QUO
i'm new here to this website and was wandering who is hdc

HDC is horror.com- the website we're on.

..................................wtf

Why does my posts allways come out lower case when i type in capitals

and the priministers a cunt

I have to work one to one with a child that is convinced that there are ghosts all around us and spits,kicks and punches violently (and randomly!).He has massive dark rings under his eyes and is so pale he reflects the sun.He is kinda creepy if im honest!!.
If he starts singing 'la la la ' and laughing maniacally I may have to get the chainsaw out!

1-1 ..what the fuck kind of school do you teach at

A church school with 220 pupils..most of them a bit mentalist if im honest! ...go figure! I work there!

just found out one of the missus mums students was fiddling little with kids,hes only 15 :eek:.........just trying to make ya feel a bit better about the situation

the same dude chased her down the street with a plank of wood,you can guess what type of kids she teaches

Yeah, there was loads of floods...got soaked like 3 times in one day, buses not running properly either!!!
A block of flats has to be demolished in Newcastle cos the foundations washed out!

I know it's been terrible. We are very lucky here cos we don't get floods but I'm worried that we are going to get another arctic icy winter so I'm keeping an eye on the weather reports in case I have to do some preparations-there's no way I'm going arse over tit on the ice. People round here walk really fast on the ice while I end up slipping and sliding-I don't know how they do it!

Im horribly hungover so im drinking the fizzy Benylin of the pop world 'Dr Pepper' ..proper minging it is too.