Guilty.

Ever drank a random abandoned bottle of beer?

not guilty

ever get a hand job outside?

guilty

Ever have sex in a playground?

Guilty ..... best day of kindergarten ever! (kidding, but yes I have)

Have you ever farted under your blanket then gave yourself a dutch oven to see what it smelled like?

not guilty

did you cry while watching titanic?

Not Guilty

Have you ever eaten the food a co-worker brought in for themselves?

not guilty, ive never had a job.


do you pee in the shower?

Guilty (I think this question was asked before)

Have you ever crapped in the shower?

Not Guilty

Have you ever ate something gross for money?

Semi-guilty (chugged a whole bottle of mustard, which is gross by itself)

Have you ever purposely cock-blocked your friend?