hahahha thats hilarious... can just imagine when you saw the paint dripping off the car :D

i removed a little paint of a naighbours car while shovelling snow for them as a kid.

I thought i was doing them a favor shovelling off their car too .. with a metal shovel.

Thank god they were too old to notice .. i think.

Fuck 'em anyway .. the cheap pricks got rid of the $5 snowplow guy and paid me $2 to do it.

Took me 2 hours.

Come to think of it .. i should have cleaned the snow off of their cheap ass car with a grinder.

I used to work at an animal hospital, and mistakenly let 20-30 dogs/cats/birds run out the door and into the woods, highway, etc.

Just like Peewee Herman !

How can you "mistakenly" do that???

someones been watching Dr Dolittle.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! :D

This is silly....

It had snowed three feet one winter, and I was getting a little of that good ol' cabin fever. I decided to go to the grocery store just to get out of the house.

Unfortunately my car was a white lump of ice and snow. I tried to "defrost" my car, and was getting nowhere ('cause the was three feet of snow on my car. So I was able to pop my trunk, grab my ritual sword and started hacking away at ice and snow.

I felt like some barbarian. The looks that people gave me were classic.

jeeze ! I cant tell you the number of times I've been stuck in ice, and not once did I even think of the ritual sword in my trunk !
Good Work ! ;)

I've had some scary moments on ice, like avoiding a wall and a few cars.