cut a guys penis off and see how many times i can slap him in the face with it before he dies

i hope it cud be a lot.

remind me to never meet you....


this thread isn't cool

:D nah in actuality, i love the penis (well.... most)

but i just think thta would be funny for once to slap somebody with the penis instead of being the one being slapped....
HAHA!! penises r funny

Re: How would you do it???
 

make them force a stick of dynamite up their ass and make them light it.

force them to watch friends and survivor for 2 weeks non stop - without anything to drink.

Fetus sex goes unoticed. But not the penis face slapper? Mmmkay.

Cause of Death: Multiple stab wounds- in the back (especially if it was an ex-friend) and estragulation.

SEE I knew you guys could do it!! I think if a bunch of us hard core horror fan got together we could come up with a horror movie that would put the pro's to shame!!

As if that would be a difficult task.....:rolleyes:
Not hard to compete with an industry that has no imagination and must regurgitate old movies to pawn the off as "new and improved"........:D

I'd first stab directly down into the space between my intended victims neck and shoulder, and as they turn around, stab their face, legs and feet - taking chunks out as I go, as I'm stabbing them with a apple corer...then pretend to walk away.
As they're crying, cradling their many bleeding wounds,most likely getting a little faint from blood loss, I'd come back and land a single blow with a rubber mallet to the temple...multiple blows if neccesary.
Then I'd sit on the body eating some fries, before leaving, I'd stuff some of those fries into their mouth, pull their clothes open, and piss allover them...well??, if it was soemone I REALLY wanted to kill, fuck yeah I'd disrespect the corpse.