It's "bologna"

and I wanna know why it's spelled like that? "baloney" really does make more sense.

What is the meaning of life?

1. I couldn't possibly narrow it down to just one...

2. I already have... twice

3. When I'm not on here, I'm slapping children.

4. by the sea.

Do you like the taste of blood ? I do, but I've never gone after blood. I'm a lazy vampire who waits for people to just bleed in my mouth.

Have you ever smelt your own fart ? Do you mean trying to smell your own fart? Like smelling the chair after or something. That's just weird... What does this have to do with your other goth related questions? You're one of those freaks with a fart fetish aren't you? I worry about you, sedated. :(

When you cut yourself, do you prefer scissors or a knife ? I used to scratch my face up with a razor. I've always taken pride in not following trends like knifes and scissors. (Who the fuck cuts themselves with scissors anyway?)

Is it depressing being gothic, does no one "understand" you ? pfft go back to your cake and ice cream world, conformist.

LOL, hahaha. all those other questions are boring. I wanted to ask something unique.

Good answers. :cool:

Step 1: Find the perfect mate
Step 2: Explicit deleted

I know step 3 involves a child... eat a child maybe? You better eat atleast one child just to be safe.

Oh yeah ! what do you want me to ask you about impalement ?

Well you've obviously read all about it so...

What diseases can be caught from eating human brains?

And how exactly did they find out that we're immune to it?

Most notably, kuru, which is from the eating of human infected tissue. It's a progressive disease of the central nervous system which people often have less than a year to live once symtoms start to occur. Also known as laughing sickness due to the outbursts of laughter that occur in the second phase of the disease. It's pretty much like Mad cow disease for people. :)

It's believed to have only existed for ten or twenty years though (starting in the 50's) which is also extremely weird.

What's your favorite H.I.M. song?