'Give me a closer look'

Jeepers..creepers..where did you get those peepers'

I take it ..you don't wear contacts then'

'Eye see you' :D

"This man found out that his best friend was sleeping with his girl friend....THIS is what he did to him."

Hey, that's my hitchin' thumb, give us it back you fucker.

Okay, second try...

"I said CUM in my eye!"

Third try





"Who's the pirate now BITCH!?!?!?"

Actally most pirates had both eyes and purely wore a patch to make one eye more sensitive to light for night time navigation. God there's always someone who has to be serious:rolleyes:

Shit um....






oh yeah





"That's not how you use the force,DIPSHIT!"

haha, there were some good ones in there

Sounds like my ex-wife.

OUCH..i think i have something in my eye'

Here..I'll help you get it out' 'DOINK'