You should also try Jesus Tits, man.

It works in two ways:

1.) Expression of shock; as in if the Christian community found indesputable evidence that Jesus was a woman. Shortened from "Jesus had tits?! Oh man!"

Examples - Person to Flayed: "They just raised the price of draft beer $1.00 a pint at the pub." Flayed: "JESUS TITS, MAN!"

2.) Expression of shock; as in an offer one thought unrefusable has been turned down. Stems from the thought that no man would turn down tits: "Wanna go to the strip club? I'm buying." "No, not tonight, I'm going to stay home and watch Law & Order." "JESUS!!! TITS, MAN!"

"Naw dude, you don't want none of that pussy. Dat shit's some hootchie pootchie...

Hoochie Poochie....1?!!?...isn't that a song?


The gypsy woman told my mama
On the day I was born
Oh, you got a boy child comin'
Oh Lord, he's gonna be a sun of a gun
He's gonna make those pretty women
You know, he's gonna make 'em jump and shout
The whole wide world gonna wonder
What it's all about

Yeah, you know I'm here
And everybody knows I'm here
I'm your Hoochie Poochie man
Oh Lord, Everybody knows I'm here

I got a black cat bone
Lord I got a mojo too
I got little John, the conquered
Oh baby, I'm gonna mess with you
I'm gonna grab those pretty women
I'm gonna grab 'em by the hand
You know, the whole wide world gonna know
Oh Lord, I'm your Hoochie Poochie man
Yes, you know I'm here
Everybody knows I'm here

Hoochie poochie, a HOOTIE-HOOCHIE,
SING IT IN YOUR CAR
SING IT IN YOUR BAR
SING IT WITH YOUR new GUITAR
EEEEEE OOOOOO
yow!
and how!.......
kitty kitty kitty says a hey now nuh-now
meeeeowwwwww