well, I keep my penis very clean, and I don't care about whether or not other guys are getting blowjobs, so...*shrug*

I keep my little unit clean too, for the record, never had any complaiints although I have had rather incoherant compliments followed by a wide eyed "wow". He-he. Now if I could just find someone with a brain that works like mine, or at least compatible.

Well, it's nice to know that everybody here has nice clean genitalia. Of course, if you had a stinky twat or pecker you would probably lie and say it was nice and clean. It's a good thing there's no internet smell-o-vision because you'd have to download your crotch to prove it.

my crotch would be the most downloaded file on the internet

nope, mine would win. No doubt about it!

yours might get the most of just the regular iTunes style legal downloading, but if we count the cool illegal downloading from bittorrents and LimeWire, mine would leave yours in the groin dust

I'll add some later.

BTW, that is one of the greatest things I've ever read on INTERNETs.

I suppose this means we should all refer to you now as a racist homophobe spastic-hater with a kinky paedophobic desire for forced sex with children.

They say all publicity is good publicity but I dunno....

:confused:

Haw!

Funny, I thought I heard Mencia say he didn't know how to use computers.