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LOL, now that's funny....i'm a girl, can you tell :D

Well, look on the bright side. At least the pimple didn't turn into an EYE or something.

Well, I'm pretty sure that's what was GONNA happen...so I hadda take that sucka out!

it's not every site that offers free ballbag maintenance advice.

Now I'm off to check my pods.

goddammit

you don't tell me when to post

you don't TELL me to post

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'll post when I *%($#%ing wanna post

you understan me

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Originally posted by Phalanx
Well, I'm pretty sure that's what was GONNA happen...so I hadda take that sucka out!

Yeah, next it would have developed a brain, and then started controlling you while you were asleep....you would have started waking up covered in blood that wasn't yours....and then your nutsack would have started plotting with William Shatner's hair to overthrow all government.....good thing you got it when you did...

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Originally posted by Phalanx
Okkk then...
This one time, I had a pimple on my right ball. Big motherfucker too, I was drying off from a shower and I noticed something felt slightly itchy/tender. So, I investigated and there it was, a big-ass blind pimple lookin' like a third nut growing outta the right one, seemed to be looking right back at me like "what, bitch?"
(ok after reading that...it wasn't all THAT big, maybe about 2/3 the size of an altoid)

It seemed confined to the nutsack only, not the delicate fruit inside, so I let it slide, figuring it'd go away...taking the time to apply extra soap and teatree-oil based cleanser...which was in itself quite gratifying.

Then one night I woke up and the bitch was really bothering me...so I decided to take action. I got up, sat on the edge of the bed, grabbed this thing in my thumb and forefinger, and went at it. This thing had grown up..it was like it was trying to convince my nutsack to take over my whole body or something...it was right through the skin (now you guys know how thick that is), so I kept at it, then hit it with a pin.

A little blood, then hoo whassat? the white worm followed. then all of a sudden, BAM! the damn thing exploded. Now THAT hurt...for a little bit, but I think the releif of pressure exceeded that. The innards of this thing were like every pimple I'd ever had rolled into one. Afterwards, it was like there was a crater in my sack. Bled a whole lot.
So, that was the height of it...needless to say I made sure to wash carefully (I didn't want my ball filling up with water), and it went away before too long. The moral of the story...?

I dunno, make sure you deodorise your nutsack?

So yeah...will this do for a nice post?

lol, those pimple things are risens it's worse that a pimple,
and won't just go away unless you pop it! ouch!!:eek:

"careful what you wish for".....

Thank you cheebs. You're a true friend .:)

Always there for me.