LOL
Crunchy.
Crunchy.
He's crunchy!!!
It's because of his location, silly. Always assuming the worst:p

I think I'm going to puke. (Not a pet name but a general sentiment)

We try wierd isults as pet names. One that stuck for a while was knucklefucker, but has since been flipped around to phucklenucker

either that or mommy/mamma/mammacita

*Gives haunted an airsick bag*

I'll hold your hair for you.:p

I called her Sugartits for a while just to be obnoxious. she calls me "snob" and sometimes "asshole".

I dont know why....

One of the great mysteries of the Universe:D

just plain old baby..which suits us well..
but when we get real romantic ..its silly hobbit or silly egyptian..
sentiment kicks in when we start on egg or smart ass. :o

I prefer snohole and assnob.

Oh I hate & loath
 

Fluffy Bunny, Bunny etc. which causes psiren to call me it all the more. There are of course other ways to get her to stop ;) Personally the worst was the bearnator. It started out as a joke with an ex but ended badly later on. :p Which is one of the reasons why she's an ex

You know, and that's why you need at leat two girlfriends, because after "the prick" has quit laughing, he'll chuckle, "No seriously, are you all right?" So by the time you're finished you're too weak and too disoriented to kick his ass.

Therefore, you need one girlfriend to tell him to fuck off, shove him out of the bathroom, close and lock the door, and of course the other to hold your hair.