Because odds are it will hurt, and i have been to the emergency room enough times in my life to be well aquainted with pain. i'll pass.

I can see your point, but I'm willing to go through the pain if I can cause some serious trauma on my way out.

Haha! :)

How's this, sky dive over an area where you know there is an elemetary school, navigate your way until you are directly above the palyground. Time it so that you are falling during recess, then unbuckle about 400 feet up.


You may even take out a kid or two in the process.


Disclaimer: The above statements were made in jest. Dont aim for little kids while skydiving.

where are my glasses

for meit would have to be with some kind of arning, like maybe when i enslave humanity. (seriously, i have made plans) I want to be walking down the street when some guy holds a knife to me and i get to say something witty first. Like maybe

"Yow mama."

I'm planning on living forever with Mr. Jingles.

In my sleep. Either drugged, having a hellacious seizure, but unaware, or natually die in sleep.

I don't care how I die, as long as I'm happy I guess.

I'm going with old age.