When we were 7, my best friend ate a marble and his psycho mom chopped up his.... matter to try and find it to make sure he got it out......... we never found it.

Or we could talk about the most anoying bird sounds you have ever heard...

My girlfriend has a pet bird, i swear im going to kill this thing:) He has learned to make a fire alarm sound when he wants attention, fucking annoying:mad:

ROFL

There's some weird bird that nests above my window, and he makes this *muhhRAWWKKKK* call at 3 am.

I usually cover him up until my girlfriend gets home from work, or fire my shoe at his cage:D

Body Counting: interesting approach to watching horror, I might give it a go. I did like the suggestion on a different thread that you take a shot (of alcohol lol) every time someone dies.

Pancakes: are great especially with jam mmmm.

Annoying bird sounds: I hardly notice anymore. I use to have a parrot, 2 love birds, 2 budgies, a parakeet and a cockatiel at the same time. The high pitched noises are the worst or when the parrot learnt my alarm and liked to wake me up at 5am.

TV shows: Home improvement is sooo funny I watch it on abc1 along with Scrubs.

Fuzzy Animals: are great lol. Llama and Alpacas have the cutest noise but its possibly the worst thing ever to be spat at by them (I know). Goats are the most playful little devils. I think all animals are great.

Poop: Well I'm an animal keeper I see a lot and would rather not talk about it lol.

I think that covers everything.

Isn't squish a funny word.

i just hate those birds down by the yarrra near were i work, i never seee them but damnn they are anoying.

Birds hate my father. He was attacked by a goose, a duck, a toucan, and a parrot. All on separate occasions of course.
Now I am not sure if they were making any annoying bird noises at the time however.

i like birds that cant fly.

Me too, as I discovered when I threw my ex-girlfriend out of an aeroplane.

i like bread and butter
i like toast and jam :D