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newb 07-25-2007 08:21 AM

I think ALL you HEATHENS are going straight to H E double hockey sticks for watching these HORROR movies.



shame on you all










fuckers

Kemal 07-25-2007 01:28 PM

None of those movies has as much violence as the Book of Joshua...

Vodstok 07-25-2007 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kemal (Post 617265)
None of those movies has as much violence as the Book of Joshua...

Scripture doesnt have to follow their moral guidelines, its holy.....:rolleyes:

illdojo 07-25-2007 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vodstok (Post 617279)
Scripture doesnt have to follow their moral guidelines, its holy.....:rolleyes:

Sad but true.....Fucking Bible Thumping Hypocrites. :rolleyes:

bwind22 07-25-2007 09:34 PM

I bet they gave Passion of the Christ a rave review though... :rolleyes:


These types of reviews are pretty typical of the middle-america, overweight, bible thumping mindset, which sadly constitutes about 50% of the US population. I'm sure there are thousands of people in places like Kansas and Wyoming that find this information extremely useful. Once you get towards the coasts or the inland metropolitan areas (Chicago, Minneapolis, etc..), common sense and open minds tend to prevail far more frequently.


And now for some NOFX. The following lyrics are from a song basically written about the same type of fuckers that make lists like the one in this thread...

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
We call the heartland 'not very smart-land',
IQ's are very low but threat levels are high
They got a mandate, they don't want man-dates,
they got so many hates and people to despise

In the dust bowl, cerebral black hole, the average weight is well over 200 pounds
I hate to generalize, but have you seen the thighs, most haven't seen their genitalia in a while

No longer svelte, they gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt
They've blown out the fire under the melting pot, the red blood of America is starting to clot
No compromise, no sight thru others' eyes, they're just flies spreading pieces of shit
You gotta emigrate, stop living in hate, what makes this country great is dwelling on either side

They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and canned in the fatherland

The fear stricken, born again Christian,
they got a vision a homogenized state
Textbooks decline intelligent design,
They got Bill Nye on the list to extricate

They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and canned in the fatherland

Angra 07-26-2007 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papillon Noir (Post 617211)
Why do these people even bother to watch and rate "R" films if they just call them all "vile" anyway?


Coz it turns on the devil inside them, baby. ;)

They're just afraid to look the truth in the eye.... poor sorry bastards. :rolleyes:

Despare 07-26-2007 05:51 PM

And yet there's a thread on this forum that showcases their opinions...

Looks like they're getting the attention they want.

mordrid 07-27-2007 07:53 AM

Bwind, I think a Bad Religion song is more fitting actually of what these people represent.


__________________________________________________ _____________

Neighbors, no one loves you like he loves you,
And no one cares like he cares.
Neighbors, let us join today in the holy love of God and money,
Because neighbors, no one loves you like He loves you.
And what better way to show your love than to dig deep into your pockets.
Dig real deep, until it hurts. Alleviate your guilt,
Free yourself once again, because he gave to you, brothers and sisters.
Please give a 10, 25, or 50 dollar tax-deductible donation,
And I assure you your modest pledge will be used to censor TV and radio,
Ban questionable books, and contribute to many other Godly services.
No longer will young Christian Americans hedonistically indulge
In masochistic submission to rhythmic music, for with your monetary support,
There is no end to what we can achieve in this country.
The voice of God is government. The voice of God is government.
The voice of God is government. In God we trust, sinners repent!

Doc Faustus 07-27-2007 05:52 PM

I wish they could actually look at the merits of the movie instead of just pointing out how much offensive material is in it. They're not even watching the movie.

_____V_____ 07-27-2007 08:11 PM

It might be a reason for them to spew their mental filth on, in the name of Christianity. These people obviously have no love for movies...or what they show.

I bet some of those poor bastards hide from the others and actually like a particular movie, especially an R-rated or X-rated one.;)

Of course, when the pack howls, they howl with them. Its like an unsaid group policy.

damn Bible thumpers...:rolleyes:


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