i'm willing to share a trailer with lohan (out of respect for the braindead) but its going to have to be fumigated on a daily basis. . . even monkeys have their limits!

As good as the other two are another person having some fun with it will be great. Make sure to run it through spellcheck first. ;)

OH! He went there!

I'd write it. I also agree to most of Zero's potential demands. Monkeyproofing the Louvre will be hard, though.

Uh, this one went over my head. What is this all about, now?

What part of "don't ask, just do" don't you understand?

...........................

EXT: A parking lot littered with monkey parts. Massacre Man is walking away, toting a dripping ax over his shoulder. As Massacre Man walks off, Zero's disembodied head looks up, confused. It rolls around on the ground until a skeletal hand lifts it up.
Zero:AHHH! I'm out of Monkey Hell!
Camera pans out revealing that the hand belongs to a mysterious figure in dark robes.
Mysterious Figure: I took you from Monkey Hell for a reason.
Zero: But Monkey Hell is great!
Mysterious Figure: Look, I'm sorry, but this was really important.
Zero: It'd better be!
Mysterious Figure: The time has come for you to return and wreak havoc.
Zero: Wasn't I just wreaking havoc a minute ago?
Mysterious Figure: Yes. Because you are the chosen...the emissary of chaos...
Zero: That sounds even better than Monkey Hell!
Mysterious Figure: Just wait...
The figure sets down Zero's head on the ground and Zero's body reassembles.
Mysterious Figure: Excellent...it's all going according to plan.
INT: A med school classroom. Ferretchucker is presenting a hideous creature, half ferret, half pig to his classmates and professor.
ferretchucker: So, you see, by combining a pig and a ferret, we can solve all of society's problems.
ferretchucker's professor shakes his head in disapproval.
Professor:I don't see how. And this was clearly done with a staplegun. This isn't even a proper crazy genetic experiment.
ferretchucker: How dare you challenge me! Does your outmoded "God" tell you it's wrong to take his place?
Professor: No, your project is just lazy. You can't just staple animals to each other and call it a cure for all of society's woes!
ferretchucker: I'll show you! I'll show you all! Ha ha ha ha ha!
ferretchucker exits with his bizarre creation.
Professor: Whatever.
Opening credits roll

Okay, here goes. A short first seen. BTW. This is MY FILM! Anyone who want;s to write ***Cough*** Faustus, can wait for the 4th film.

A small run down building is shown in the middle of nowhere. The camera zooms in to show some movement under a few pieces of broken wood. The wood moves to reveal a ferret eating a severed monkey ear. A large, red monkey foot is shown stomping on the ferret.

Zero : "That's mine bitch."

Cut to a house in the city where Mothman is watching television. Show the television screen.

__V__ : So really defeating the zombies was more a case of knowing their weaknesses, in this case their book.

Interviewer : Well, it's been six months since the "Zombie-Mania" and you seem fine. Was, was it hard getting over this ordeal?

__V__ : Not really. I mean, Shit - Oh shit I said shit at three o'clock. Sorry kids.

Interviewer : Well, lets hope that's the last we'll here of them. On to the weath-

Mothman clicks the television off. He smiles as he picks up an old book.

Mothman : Honey, have you made my Cheese and leek Soup?!

A deadified Mona_Lisa shuffles out of the kitchen holding a bowl of soup.

Mothman : That's my girl. I think old __V__ will finally have that triumphant smile ripped off his face come tommorow...

Off to a great start.





Doc