No fat chicks.

"What do you mean, 'you people'?"

Either "Fucking Hell." or "Sweet Fucking Christ". I get angry at nothing a lot.

Put on your big boy (or girl) pants and DEAL WITH IT.




I also often say "I'll kill you...", sometimes I just replace it with a more descriptive way.

"Why so serious?"

shit or get off the pot

When I can't make up my mind, usually I'll just say "Screw it" and then do whatever I wasn't sure of.

"never give up"

"I have five dollars for each of you"

D'oh!.......