The Flayed One |
11-03-2008 09:27 AM |
Well, if it's a new mod election, here's my platform:
1. As your new HDC mod, I would ban everyone who started a Who Would Win In A Fight thread after their first 50 posts.
2. The movie Boo! will be completely stricken from the annals of mankind, ala Moses in The Ten Commandments.
3. All new members who have an honest interest in the forum will have a 20 second grace period in which to gather a custom avatar. Violations of this rule will result in a bout of 'riding the goat'
4. Ratios of talking about horror vs. talking about everything else will be carefully monitored. Those who are in violation of my new proposed "1/3 Act" will be immediately excommunicated and deported.
5. I will make a movement to form a committee to police grammatical etiquette. Those found in violation of code more than five times in one day or fifteen times in a week will have their custom member title reassigned to 'asshat' until they have reformed themselves by contributing positively to the forum.
6. The third Tuesday of every month will be 'Free Jell-O Day'
Vote Flayed in 2008!
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