ummm ok sorry about that i just get mad when people remake threads

OK, here's mine: A couple, kinda like Bonnie and Clyde, with some distinct differences. They both have deformed genatalia. The man has a 4 foot long, 50 pound penis and the female has a gaping vagina which is large enough to hide a portable 13 inch tv. Their mission? Have sex with everyone and kill them in the process with their giant organs in order to eliminate the entire world population so they can create their own freak race. I'm thinking the title would be "Gland Farm." :D

I could play the guy, it would save money on makeup effects

LOL Suuure you could. ;) I'm confident that we could get Pam Anderson for the female half.

if I'm playing the guy then I should have say in who's playing the other one (Kobe Tai)

LMAO! Who is that? Oh, and the director has the final say in casting.

Kobe Tai is an asian porn star...as in to say she is a porn star in American porn that is Asian, not a star in Asian porn movies. I like the Asian girls.

Well, if she cant fit a 13 inch tv up her WITHOUT K-Y, then she wont make it to the first day of production.

well I doubt Pam Anderson could do that either. The only one who could do that would be the chick in the Head-fucking porn

Ummm Head Fucking porn? Exactly when did this type of porn get invented?