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milktoaste 06-08-2009 04:16 PM

The Zombie Survival guide says Trench Spikes work best against most Zombie encounters. However, I like to customize my tools, and find a sawed off baseball bat with some steal through the tip works best for me. I slept with one next to my bed for a period of time to help me sleep better. Come to think of it, I think a plain ol' baseball bat would be the best non-ammo requiring weapon par none.

Ammo prices are getting scary, how are we ever going to over throw the gov. with ammo prices so high?

psycho d 06-09-2009 06:43 AM

Bats, hatchets, and machetes are fine and all, but they don't go BANG. That's where the fun in the whole zombie apocalypse is. i mean, when i go down, i want to be spinning in a circle, spurting off rounds with flirtatious abandon, BANG BANG BANG, as the infinite hoards close in to smother me with their primal, gluttonous violence. That's where they hide the heroin.
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dewaholic 06-09-2009 01:21 PM

Sooooooo zombies are coming you say? Hmmm. Well, what about the vampires, werewolves, and mummies? :rolleyes:

milktoaste 06-09-2009 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by psycho d (Post 812764)
Bats, hatchets, and machetes are fine and all, but they don't go BANG. That's where the fun in the whole zombie apocalypse is. i mean, when i go down, i want to be spinning in a circle, spurting off rounds with flirtatious abandon, BANG BANG BANG, as the infinite hoards close in to smother me with their primal, gluttonous violence. That's where they hide the heroin.
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*Wipes tear from eye* That was beautiful man.

Ripley666 06-10-2009 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Return (Post 812654)
...you have seen these things, right?

I can come up with a laundry list of reasons :p

*adds the penguin to the list*

ChronoGrl 06-10-2009 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psycho d (Post 812764)
Bats, hatchets, and machetes are fine and all, but they don't go BANG. That's where the fun in the whole zombie apocalypse is. i mean, when i go down, i want to be spinning in a circle, spurting off rounds with flirtatious abandon, BANG BANG BANG, as the infinite hoards close in to smother me with their primal, gluttonous violence. That's where they hide the heroin.
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My problem is this: I have bad aim AND bad luck. The two coupled together will most likely result in my shooting any compatriots that I might have accumulated in this post-zombie massacre, sap my ammo, and then leave my subject to the remaining zombie hordes.

YOU, however, I will keep on my team. Well armed and well stocked.


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