So your coffe is a steriod junkie freak who's not sure about his sexuality?

Coffee straight, black.

I go for a flatwhite, no sugar unless the coffee is burnt. When I make it myself I make it very strong but still with heated milk. I'm a big fan of ice coffee as well, minus all the wipped cream ect.

I did drink my coffee with 4 sugars for a long time, glad I got over that.

And it musy be accompanied by a cigarett.

i dont drink cofeeeeee.

I don't buy coffee for home anymore - I drink it too much when I do.

When I have it out I'll go a cappuccino with two more shots than whatever they're throwing in standard. Sometimes with a LITTLE caramel if they carry a half decent brand that won't make it taste like a milkshake.
On fewer occasions, I'll have a macchiato if I want something quick, but not nearly as often.

I can't drink coffee often because it gives me chest pains, but every once in a while I will have a cup. 2 sugar, 2 cream. Known around these parts as a double double.

I was always so surprised when Americans would come into Tim's while here on vacation and ask for 2 sugar, 2 cream. I would ask my co-workers to make a double double and they thought I was ordering them the wrong thing.

I don't drink coffee. I'm not real big on hot/warm drinks. Maybe I should check into iced.

this made me laugh out loud

sugar and cream

Another non-coffee drinker here. I just never got into the habit.