A 12 inch, huge, spike covered BLACK DILDO.

My weapon would be weak willed subordinates who would do anything i tell them to.

It worked for chuck manson...

Actually, I would blow up the sun and wipe out the entire known galaxy.

Now THAT is original...and way too freaky...Sometimes you scare me, Ege...

I'd gut my victims. So I guess I'd use a knife or something

dont make me tell you twice, I dont think enough people are killed with these

Spoken like a true madman.


My weapons of choice would have to be a chainsaw, I know unoriginal but since I cut down trees for so long I have a few laying around.

Also a wooden spoon, an eggbeater, and a maglite.

I don't EVEN wanna know :eek:

gotta go with a ball bat here.....or a sharp piece of metal

I would pull a Kavorkiak on their ass and take a poisoned syringe to their neck, or Michael Bolton records ;)